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The ENORMOUS WANK FEST: Part 2 (Of An Epic Tril.)
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Er, right, (firstly), I'd like to start off by saying that you are all collossal cunts...now let's procede with the (HUGE) WANK FEST. that happened last night. Well (basically), further to my pussy excursions (yes, remember that one where I camped over the night in this girl's pussy and met Daisy and Jim? No? Well have a look in the "Fake" section. To be fucking honest..I'm cunting outraged to fucking find that those cunt ass bitch ho wankers put my fucking story in the cunting "Fake" section when it's true.) I decided to try and explore some other female regions...I went over to the same girls house and whilst she was boiling the water to make that delightful pot of Earl Grey, I noticed a slime like substance, (literally) dripping down the inside of her thigh. I was like "what the fuck son? that shit is tense-ayyyy!", so I decided to completely assess and check out the (cunting) situation..turned out that Jim and Daisy hadn't managed to escape the inner walls of her pussy labia lips and in fact the substance dripping down her leg was infact a rotten torrent of jizz produced my Jim..what a lucky cunt! He must have been cracking one off CONSTANTLY! To my hideous discoveries, I found that both Jim (yes) and Daisy had fucking drowed (in copious amounts of wank). I was not a happy bunny, so I beat the girl to death with her own nipples, before plucking her muff (to make my FUCKING Granny a jumper) and milking her tits (so that I could bake a wedding cake for my Mum's funeral). In all it was a good evening (except for the dead, jizz splattered body) and when the police came round in the evening, I boinked them in the eye. So yer, that's my story..expect part III soon..just a fucking warning, if any of you cunts (yes, that means you) even fucking think of flagging this as fake, I will actually jizz in your cunts to make you fucking pregnant (you cunts)...adios amigos..xxxx

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jeehab (2015)
2006-06-12 12:15:00
Mate that is the fucking funniest story i have ever read..i wanna suck ur willy and ALSO i think that you have the biggest cock in the world and also i think that there are so many cunts in this world and i really want to boink them in the eye...ben xxx
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king (2333)
2006-06-12 13:21:00
duuuude! i commented that your story was the funniest on here, maybe even better than "i keep a catalog of my turds". it made me piss myself and all my mates too. this story is shite tho, what happened? i am disappointed now and nervously await the final part of the trilogy. i hope it is a return to form, in the style of part 1.
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Anonymous
2006-06-12 17:15:35
@: king
That was a funny story, yay, silly little girl i bet.
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pie1985 (720)
2006-06-13 05:40:31
boink in the eye

fucking killer
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brothershamass (380)
2006-06-13 06:11:16
@: pie1985
Your stories aren't as funny as they used to be. This one was a bit shit to be honest. I predict part 3 will also be a let down with parts 4 & 5 returning to form and the last one will just be crapo and it better not involve any small bears you cunt!!
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jeehab (2015)
2006-06-13 12:40:18
No jokes lads, I promise that part three of the trilogy will be be no disappointment...it will return soon, watch this space :D
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Oracle (6586)
2007-04-08 20:50:30
Funny
Peace Out
Oracle
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