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The Epitome of Death - 14% Normal

Listen here...I rlly want my parents to die the day I turn 18!!! I want them to die cause then I will get there house!!! And I would also like to fuck a guy right in front of them on there death bed!!! LOL!!! Is this normal!?!
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Comments (12)
Just what we need. Another underaged teenage delinquent attention seeker on a Saturday evening! I hope you die when you are 17 years 364 days old. The day before your 18th bithday.
i hope you are a girl, if so i will be happy to fuck you in your house when your parents die
Are you male or female???
Does that make a difference?
just cause they die doesnt mean youll get the house.they could have it fixed so it will go to someone else cause they know what a little shit you are.
Poster, you really should be ashamed of yourself for writing that. If not, there's little hope for you.
You appear to have the IQ of a dung beetle, so I really don't see how or why you would need the use of your parents' house now or upon their demise. I suspect that the mere act of writing this has probably worn you out, so have mom and dad make you a lovely brood ball and relax. Then, after you've had a steaming plate of poo and a nap, you can bury the brood ball and proceed with your mating behavior underground while your parents live on in peace. Don't feel obliged to return; I'm sure they can roll their own dung without you.

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You are fucking stupid dude.
his parents will outlive him.
@: JanIAm
Good one!
super GODDAMMIT YOU ARE FREAKY story bro.
to be completely honest. you are a freak.