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The front of my penis is shriveled...distorted
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Ok.. when I was about thirteen I had a somewhat unorthadoxed way of masturbating. I would use my soft kaki pants as a way to stimulate my penis. While I was wearing the pants....I would take two fingers and hump as I pressed it up against the front of my penis. Unlike conventional masturbation this involved actual humping.. and it had a different feeling.

The constant rubbing from my pants to the front of my penis has wore off the skin.. and has widened the pee whole. I never even noticed this until it was to late.. now I have switched to the normal way.since it has made the skin warn out and..it's just faded.

. So is this normal or will girls get freaked out.
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (17)
farad (2287)
2006-06-04 07:33:29
it depends on how it looks like

you could tell the girls that you were ill as a little child XD
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Satan (1901)
2006-06-04 14:03:22
I laughed at the title.

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farad (2287)
2006-06-06 06:59:09
@: Satan
no wonder
you are satan!
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LapinMignon (2951)
2006-07-27 03:29:45
Your parents got you circumcised, didn't they?
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baphomet58 (3518)
2006-09-01 01:05:06
i gotta see this lol.
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addiction76 (3446)
2006-09-01 09:15:08
weird
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notoriousD (2249)
2006-09-13 18:04:56
I had the exact same problem my doctor told me i can never have sex again. sorry mate
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DuncanBC (3552)
2006-09-23 20:21:43
I am a doctor. I trained at Oxford university and this is a rare condition called 'Saggiknob Dermafukface" I suggest you send all your money to a bizarre cult which strokes gerbils and then eats them alive and excretes the gerbils into bags. That is my honest advice. Or you could just shut the fuck up.
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babyangel2580 (1623)
2006-09-23 22:09:38
dont listen to DuncanBC my step dad tried it, then my mom got pregnat with my brother, and he is one ugly hugerb (human gerbil)! ahh, he's gnawing on my ankle!! AHHH!
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claro666 (3773)
2006-09-23 22:29:24
as usual, i recommend a transplant
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chickenman (4071)
2006-10-20 09:56:10
this is a serious problem. I recommend a sex change.
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Mandyw190 (3677)
2006-10-28 21:53:43
EW!!!! thats GROSS!!
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wallop (4169)
2006-11-06 12:13:21
@: Mandyw190
Just say to the chix you were circumsised NOT HARD!
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MousieBoo (4337)
2006-11-15 01:05:48
I think you should (if your not too embarrassed) get it looked at by a docter.

girls most likely wont mind, it might tho feel different when you have sex.. but maybe not
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lalolopez2005 (4335)
2006-11-15 03:12:48
That is nasty. Yes I do think so
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ecco_vicorge (4445)
2006-11-24 19:40:57
If you are worried go to a Doctor. I know that will be difficult but worrying and not going isn't healthy.

Plenty of guys have problems...from bent dicks to them being very small. If you are confident that it works fine then don't worry. Any girl or woman that rejects you because of how it looks doesn't deserve you, she is shallow and disgusting and you are better than that. I promise you will find someone who doesn't care how it looks as long as you look after her emotionally and physically.

Please don't worry.
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Mrs.Loser (8326)
2007-05-16 19:08:26
I would not laugh....
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