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the internet makes me horny.
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ok, this may sound weird. but sometimes I like frequenting the website "www.somethingawful.com" although this intended to just be a humor site, I can't help but wank all day while reading the articles, spewing my load whenever livestock or doc evil or someone else writes a daily dirt. just the THOUGHT of the creator of the site, lowtax, makes me rock hard almost instantly. is this normal? thanks.
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Comments (10)
John_from_ohio (1714)
2006-05-06 22:44:49
i had sex with a staircase in my house. i had protection though, so there won't be any fucked up looking kids.
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Anonymous
2006-05-06 22:45:57
Come on, this is a fake story.
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Anonymous
2006-05-06 23:34:11
i came five times yesterday browsing SA
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Nanitan (1726)
2006-05-06 23:38:18
I came.
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lol-to-the-zers (1746)
2006-05-07 03:32:27
me too! some articles are sexier than others, though. for example, the thought of pantfish jerking off his dog made me cum all over the monitor! (yes i was standing at the time.)

also - the weekend web for the 7th of may was the sexiest thing ever.
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amerithe (1834)
2006-05-07 23:10:32
Something Awful keeps my boyfriend from having sex with me. I'm starting to seriously resent that site.
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INTY (1929)
2006-05-08 22:39:18
of course its normal

Somethingawful's teh sex0rz.

I splooge everytime I read videogame article. I sometimes rub my pen0r against teh screen, right on the letters.
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Anonymous
2006-05-11 12:31:58
I am seriously turned on by the 'your band sucks' articles....

No, I'm not...this is gay.
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Anonymous
2006-06-20 13:35:01
FYAD FTW
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seventh_shot (1935)
2006-12-06 23:00:38
@: Anonymous
I think Your Band Sucks is the worst thing to come out of SA. Not that the entire site hasn't always had an obnoxious elitist tone, but YBS just ramps it up to the point where I find mself agreeing completely with DDT on something but not wanting to, just because he's a complete cocky prick about it.
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