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the last straw
38% Normal
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Well first off, I was told that I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven, I told bill that if Sandra is going to listen to her headphones while she's filing then I should be able to listen to the radio while I'm collating so I don't see why I should have to turn down the radio because I enjoy listening at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven.
They also moved my desk AGAIN And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire... am i normal?
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not really sure what your on about
Fuck the janitor. He may knock some sense into you with his mongoloid pecker.

OR
Get a Pocket Rocket.

Love,
METHOS
totally normal.

by normal, I mean normal to the people in the looney bin.
Office Space was a lame movie and the plot makes a lame post.
Definetly "Office Space" but watever, I once unleashed a wild animal on my boss, and it killed several co-workers, The plan kinda back fired on me.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
SO GOOD OFFICE SPACE. i LOVE THAT MOVIE. GUYS THIS IS FAKE WHAT HE'S SAYING, BUT STILL SEE THE MOVIE IF YOU HAVEN'T. BEST OFFICE MOVIE EVER.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I love office space! I love Milton that silly greasy stupid man!


"Um hi... this is bill lumbuuuurg..."