the living dead.......

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Well, I have enjoyed zombies in cinema for a long time, but recently I think I might be sexually attracted to them. not that I want to be mauled and turned into a rotting beast, but I just....like them. Lately I have been thinking about the undead a lot. Is this weird?

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Anonymous

2006-07-30 14:38:34

Sex with a zombie?! that sounds pretty boring, they move so damn slow!

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fugnug (2843)

2006-07-30 15:37:30

I bet you wanna do thriller micheal jackson too huh..

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Anonymous (Story Author)

2006-07-30 15:48:01

@: fugnug

haha, i'm not THAT sick, man

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CombatCarl (3223)

2006-08-14 21:36:36

@: Anonymous (Story Author)

If we are tlaking resident evil type stuff. If you have sex with a zombie your ognna catch the virus wich will make you beocme one of them.....

I bet sex would be bizzare or good for you cuz it will be alot of squirming as they try to eat you and your trying to fuck them

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EccentricWeird (3314)

2006-08-20 18:19:07

I bet seeing their decaying flesh is a real turn on, not to mention the dry excrement on their trousers and the constant drooling.

HOTTTT

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Bob17 (1154)

2006-08-20 18:42:16

^^ You just described the fat guy, that sits outside the flats in the high street, who waves at the buses.

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Superwang (3310)

2006-08-20 19:35:15

The best way to bone a zombie is pop out one of their dried out eye balls and pop right in with the one-eyed snake to say how do you do.

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jigsaw (2929)

2006-10-21 21:28:04

I love zombies!

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October (10003)

2007-08-21 17:31:32

My Ex-bf had an adult movie called Porn Of The Dead - (sex with zombies)

Download and enjoy.

Also you can look around for the Necrophilia posts here.

So THAT'S where the term "Down a cold one" came from.

Tobra - Dizzy

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the living dead....... 21% Normal 9 Comments

the living dead.......

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