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the most efficient path must be taken, is it normal?
ok, so whenever i am walking somewhere i MUST take the most efficient route to my destination. this in itself is perfectly normal i know that. However, its how much i think about it. For example, i must cut all corners perfectly on their apex in the same manner as racing drivers find the racing line through a corner. i cannot cross a road at a right angle (providing it is not extremely busy). i must cross it at the shallowest angle possible to the direction of where i am walking to keep deviation from my intended path to a minimum.
Think thats weird? it gets worse...
as well as these practical things, the general pleasantness of the journey is taken into account. if i am confronted with two paths: one that is the fastest but is a long straight exposed road where you can see the end and have no shelter from the elements, i will take the slightly long route (practical corner cutting and road-crossing still applies haha).
right...give me your best shot...is it normal? haha.
Think thats weird? it gets worse...
as well as these practical things, the general pleasantness of the journey is taken into account. if i am confronted with two paths: one that is the fastest but is a long straight exposed road where you can see the end and have no shelter from the elements, i will take the slightly long route (practical corner cutting and road-crossing still applies haha).
right...give me your best shot...is it normal? haha.
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ctbpdx (22808)
Perfectly! I do this all the time as well; it frustrates me when sidewalks or roads are positioned so there's that extra unneccesary distance travelled. D:
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