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This is annoying...but flattering.
48% Normal
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Okay, so everytime I walk into the mall...guys are all up on me...and brave,too. Then, like all these like foreign weird dudes come up to me and they are like," Excuse-ah, Miss, please-ah tell-ah me-ah that-ah you-ah are-ah not-ah taken-ah in-ah marriage-ah by-ah another-ah man-ah." And I'm like," Dude, back up...I can't even understand a word you are saying." And also I have these "incidents" where like 30 year old dudes are like totally hitting on me. Like my dad's friend is a car mechanic...and so like I went with my dad to his garage...and like, everyone who knows him calls him Puerto-Rican Johnny...and so like I got out of the car...and I was walking away to my car, and he was like totally mesmerized...staring at my butt dude!!! and my dad was like," Johnny, keep your eyes where they need to be." Haha I was laughing when I got in my car...and by the way...he is like 39!!!!!! How gross is that?!? But anyway, like I get about 14 hits a day...is that normal???
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (64)
Wow I thought the "Valley Girl" thing went out years ago. But like well I guess I was wrong.

It sounds like you Have a huge career a as prostitute if you were so inclined. Just kidding you really should enjoy the attention while you can.
You must be hot. mThis is normal so youll have to put up eith it and forien men are very forward
you ask yourself that question.
are you really that attractive?

if soo yea of course its normal.

and uhhhh foreign guys will try to get with american girls soo they can become us citizens
i stare at hot girls butts too
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fuck you. you're a cunt shitbag.
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I don't get hit on like that as much as I used to now people just stare at me, and it pisses me off. I smile, and most of them just stare at me like i'm crazy. I never get hit on by the right types of guys and when I do find a guy I like they never know what to talk about, and I try to desperately carry on a conversation. FUCK THAT! I wish I could live somewhere away from people, or have an escape route, I hate the pressures of life, and what people expect of you.
I can just see you on those eHarmony commercials right now with the gay song playing in the back ground.
nah man I wouldn't be interested in meeting somebody that I was matched up with, I would rather it come unexpectedly.
A hopeless romantic? You might have many more nights alone in bed reading those supermarket love novels.
lol wow thanx i guess lol
r u serious or just having an ego trip dumb little girl.
I'm 44 years old and I love fucking tight little girls like you. I would show you a good time. Lick your pussy and asshole, fuck you nice and slow in your wet cunt, and then slide my big throbbing hard cock all the way up your ass and cum deep inside you. Then I would lick your bumhole while my cum starts to drip out.
you walk around with a strap-on on with normal over it that will make guys go away.
Like I first was like OMG like they did not totally like do that LOL. But like I thought it was like normal and like I would be like upset too. And like I knew like I shouldn't have like skipped class to like suck guys off like a tramp but like I was like totally dumb when I was in highschool. LOL Like that was like over like one year ago.
Like, like like like like like. No it's not normal, maybe there was a blood stain on your ass? You seem like a conceited broad.
Firstly, you shouldn't complain. I can think of countless women who wish every day that a guy would pay attention to them.

And second, check the vocabulary! Racist language, no. Ignorant language, NO. Immitating racial stereotypes, NO!

Please, put some clothes on and go read a book.
ur a loser this isnt a place to brag about how many guys hit on u.
if ut hot then this happens dip shit. if ur ugly than it doesnt
did u just suddenly wake up with tits n ass one day.
WHORE!
Wear some no-nonsense clothing. Men's pants are easier to fit and last longer, for example. Heavy, non-tight T-shirts work the same way. Even if you end up just looking like a hot lesbian, that cuts down the portion of the population that will hit on you by four fifths or so. That'll fix your problem, if 1. it is real, and 2. you aren't bragging. I doubt that either of those are true, but I don't like being completely destructive.
you must have a hell of an ass on you... foreign guys particularly hispanic love a nice big ass... i get hit on alot in the same way you're talking about- just take it as a compliment and move on with your life.
;)ooh that made me horny
I think, like, it like must be because like, you know, guys like gutter sluts.! Like yaaaayyy!
You do not say how old you are but you are obviously nice to look at.
It can be tiring to get so much attention but just think of those girls less fortunate than you in their looks and how they would secretly like to be in your shoes!
It is rather sad to think that one day in the future you will be older and may not receive so much attention.
My advice, if I may give it to you, is to enjoy the attention now but not to let it give you airs and graces. Make sure you always look nice and that you keep a pleasant manner, in this way you will always be admired.
All the best for the future.
Like omg like that is like so normal like guys are pigs like omg like whatever girlfriend. Im assuming she's a teen as she said the word "like" 10 times in that little story.
I would hate to be so amazingly beautiful.
I wouldn't know if people liked me for my looks or what.
Yeah thats normal. Im actually in the same situation as you are, but exept im a guy. Im pretty good looking I would say and i noticed that i get a lot of attention from all kinds of people and not necessarily my age or of the opposite sex. I actually now know the census of how many gay people are out there due to the fact i get hit by them a lot. Its scary how much are out there, i feel like Keanu Reeves in the movie Constantine, "You see them, they see you", lol.
If im at a mall, i instantly know which girl is attracted to me, because they give me "that look". Thats how often i get attention from people. Any guys notice when in less of one minute that you see a girl, she give you that starring look, like as if shes trying to tell you something? anyways, also even my moms friends give that attention also. It sometimes bugs. Now I know how most women feel when they get hit on and even how Brittany Spears must feel with the paparazzi and all. I also hate cause it makes me kind of feel like im very vain or something, like im getting spoiled by some random people. I dont know its kind of weird.
Normal and natural.

Nature has determined the girl chooses. Your post reveals you have a large selection and therefore the opportunity to find a man who is very desirable.

But enjoy it while it lasts. Remember, the more beautiful the flower the faster it fades!
its normal. I live in LA, and it happens to me a lot too. i've considered the problem to be because of clashing cultures. these immigrants may think its ok, and while thats flattering, its inappropriate. but dont make fun of them for it, because thats rude.

i've learned to toughen up about it, instead of ignoring it. either way, they like it. own it, honey.
yh like i agree like like like like....yh we all know u like ok stop repeatin urself
Then quit wearing shorts that say "Juicy" on the back, and when you get hit on, quit batting your eyes, and smiling.
omg i totally know what ur talking about...lol sometimes i feel like i have to ugly myself down to not get so much attention. its great but then annoying sometimes when u get it from the wrong people like perv old men and ugly people
Hey yeah this is normal you must be stunning so its by no means un-normal but if it annoys you - you could just like say to anyone who was about to hit on you (if you weren't into them obviously) "i'm sorry but i just dont like you that way but thank you" or something like that - simple - job done quickly and inoffensively! :D
Yeah, men have pretty terrible taste.
Wear a burka.
If you are as beautiful as you imply you are, then you're going to have to deal with such treatment for a while before you get all old and pruny.
Get over it. Get over yourself.
Don't let attention get to your head.
Arrogance mars one's beauty.
Boys can be such retards and pigs!
Anyways, it's normal, because it's not something you can help. But like, you know what you can like, help!? Like..!!
You're grammar dumbass.
You can at least prettend you're not stupid.
Enjoy it while you can, kid. It ain't gonna last forever. This kind of thing may seem annoying now, but when you get older, you'll find that you actually miss this stupid shit.
Okay, like since you use like, after like every other word, like, I'm guessing you're like one of those like bulimic like bleach blond like prissy girls, and like the only reason they're staring, is because like they can see that like you're like a prime candidate for like playboy or some like sleazy porno.

Live it up bitch, because not only does every average-looking girl your age hate your guts, but when you start aging, all that shit you use to make you look "pretty" is going to come back and bite you in the ass.
It has been my observation that some hot girls go almost unnoticed while other hot girls (and even not so hot girls) get a lot more attention. I attribute this to attitude and attire. If you flirt with men, wave at them, wink at them, lick your lips, and wiggle your junk when you walk, you will get attention. Therefore, walk in a no-nonsense manner and don't dress like a little tramp, and that will reduce 90 percent of the unwanted attention.
If you don't like it to be attractive, here's the solution:

http://www.beesight.com/news_stories/video-korean-model-scars-face-with-cooking-oil.html

(By the way it's a joke).

Just look trashy by not shaving armpits and legs, it will repulse a lot of men.
Stop dressing like a slut.
14 hits a day is not many but they are all low lifes, do you live in a trailer
you are disgusting like way too much info still funny though
what the fuck? this website is a place for people to help other people with there problems. you are just a fucking pervert. please do not post things like that on this site.
If you don't like this, get fat. Otherwise, you'll have to deal with it and probably carry around pepper spray.
lol no
I don't know if you wrote this to show off or what. But if you get all this attention and you don't like it then you must you must be one dumb girl. Just don't put your make up on in the morning, wear some baggy clothes and a hat. No woman is so beautiful that she cannot make herself look average if she wishes to.

However when you want attention do your hair up nice, wear some clothes that you like and make you feel sexy and go with it :-)
On the more serious side: Why the fuck would a girl want to look average? No man, beauty is to be shown, romance to be made, and FUCK to FUCK.

Simple.
Here a solution to your problem. Wanna scare the men off or at least out of wanting to marry you? Simple. Just open your mouth and speak! You are ridiculous.
what are you? a 14 yr old girl?

get over with this crazy happy-me-with-ass-gazers thing

its normal being a beautiful piece of ass among guys who just never won't or probably haven't so far had one.

don't overreact,but thats the way weird guys hit on girls
the same thing happened to my sister while she was in Israel, she said like 10 arabs came up to her asking to marry her, like seriously. She's only 19 and there were 30 year olds.
Am i the only one you noticed she made a racist remark there?.. and tried to make a joke out foreign people, mabye he was nervous how do you know he didn't just get here. Just because you lived hear all your young life, dosent give you the right to degrade other people.
CONCIETED!

BRAGGER
do you want to be my girlfriend? I live in Indonesia...and I kind of cute.....he he he he ..I'm 28 btw.
*tsk*
to the haters:
STOP HATIN'!!!
it's normal to be a little annoyed when you get hit on a lot. Enjoy it! :D