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My history teacher last year was telling us about when he dies. He says he's going to float up to heaven, and look down upon the Land Ordinance of 1785. And then, he told us he was going to see Abe Lincoln waiting for at the pearly gates. Then he named the countries from which all the plants in the garden behind us came from. Then we were informed he was high on history. Is he normal?
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cabinet70 (4440)
2008-09-08 06:31:44
No I think he meant to say extacy
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Barnum (8435)
2008-09-08 13:56:03
What the hell, the Land Ordinance of 1785? Damn, you're teacher IS right, he is high on history.
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P00LTOY (15451)
2008-09-08 17:22:58
He's NOT normal, and you know what? You damned sure wouldn't want him to be, would you?


didn't think so.
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P00LTOY (15451)
2008-09-08 17:24:15
Hey is this the same history teacher that girl wants to pork? damn that ass-clown gets around don't he?
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Sexcrzyfuck (16169)
2008-09-08 20:23:03
whatever blows his goat,
i mean shit, if your learning from him
who the fuck cares ;D
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violent10dency (10988)
2008-09-12 15:44:34
People obsessed with history are weirdos, more so then people obsessed with literature, art, or politics I think.
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Chris_Ufc (8299)
2008-09-15 00:42:55
I doubt Abe is standing at those gates buddy.
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asskicker20230 (15536)
2008-09-15 20:53:08
@: Chris_Ufc
you know he raped his son while he was on his death bed
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tapioca99 (18045)
2008-11-27 04:34:47
Either he's really weird or you have the coolest history teacher anyone'll ever get.
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secretme (18490)
2008-12-13 18:32:36
NOT NORMAL.
heck, it's funny though. haha..
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Artanis186 (19943)
2009-02-03 21:19:46
Lol, he may be obsessed with history and what he teaches, but he sure teaches the wrong shit (coming from and atheist)
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overcomerthruChrist (20712)
2009-03-03 22:59:40
@: cabinet70
it's actually spelt "extasy' but why do you want to think that? Is that what's on your mind?
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lubbock (21061)
2009-03-19 09:08:01
iS HE A METH ADDICT?
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melisserr (21712)
2009-04-07 05:25:21
haha. it just sounds like hes a verry creative history teacher.
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tintedcouture (22337)
2009-04-25 13:17:35
I think he was trying to make a point metaphorically.
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Lambent (24304)
2009-06-16 05:15:25
I wish I had a history teacher like that.
He sounds kooky. :]
Not normal, per se, but not so out there, either. "Normal" is only what is average, after all. What an interesting individual.
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simpsons101 (27122)
2009-08-14 20:10:26
you could class him as normal if hes in his 50s but any younger abnormal lol
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Malfoy (29225)
2009-10-06 04:51:40
@: overcomerthruChrist
It's actually spelled "Ecstasy". Retard
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NirNova04 (29835)
2009-10-15 00:31:21
your teacher is my hero
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