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So one day i was outside, it was about 105 degrees out and pretty damn humid. so i pulled out my dick and started to slap it on the hot surface of my bbq grill, as my dick sizzled i became more and more turned on, once the blisters started to appear on my cock i immediately used that as an excuse to get some burn lotion so i could jack off to the replica painting of the mona lisa in my living room, it was great

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jerry (8473)

2007-07-18 01:16:29

You have quite an imagination asshole.

Where do these people come from?

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chrisABC (9381)

2007-07-18 01:31:28

yeah, completly fake, what asshole would do that

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I_am_the_Walrus (9134)

2007-07-18 20:49:03

next time keep cooking it and then eat it.youll cum like crazy with your own cock meat in your mouth.

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ihateblackpee (9463)

2007-07-19 23:13:30

this guy is gay

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CeciliaJesusDahmer (9806)

2007-08-05 22:43:36

oh man.
that might not be normal ... but
it is extremely amusing.
mona lisa... now she has a reason to be smiling

that is hilarious. i love you.

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xBabiiiRonziiix (10159)

2007-08-26 20:11:21

haha HILARIOUS i just see a flashingimage in my head of this gut with a massive dick on top of the grill sitting down, legs either side, moving his cock up and down lmaoo

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This was fun
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