So one day i was outside, it was about 105 degrees out and pretty damn humid. so i pulled out my dick and started to slap it on the hot surface of my bbq grill, as my dick sizzled i became more and more turned on, once the blisters started to appear on my cock i immediately used that as an excuse to get some burn lotion so i could jack off to the replica painting of the mona lisa in my living room, it was great
haha HILARIOUS i just see a flashingimage in my head of this gut with a massive dick on top of the grill sitting down, legs either side, moving his cock up and down lmaoo
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mona lisa... now she has a reason to be smiling
that is hilarious. i love you.