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Throwing a baby out of the car window
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Whenever I see a car seat with a baby in it, all I can think about is throwing the baby out of the car window while driving down the street. Once I was holding my nephew in the car. While we were driving I wanted to throw him out of the window.

I heard a news story lately where a woman threw her baby down the garbage shoot of a high rise apartment building. I started laughing because it was so funny.
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Better yet, why don't you have your mother throw YOU out the window of a speeding car on the freeway!!! See how much joy YOU get out of that you dumbfuck!
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Ummm... I'm kinda speechless poor kids especielly your nephew what's wrong with you?
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You would make a horrible mother. Never gave kids unless ur willing to throw urself out of the car or down the Shute with the baby.
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Please don't ever reproduce.
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Would YOU want to go down that garbage chute? I wouldn't think so.
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Budthewise
@: Schythl
However, I tried that once at work and it was rather fun. The garbage chute and the garbage area itself was just freshly installed and it was my job to finish cleaning up the mess from the installation and make sure it work.

So, without helping myself, I got in and checked it by sliding down it.
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I think it looks like fun too! I mean not throwing a baby down it, but trying it yourself. Just like Kevin McAllister in Home Alone 2 :)
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April fools strikes again
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Try this next time you are in a car that's moving fast. Open the door and throw yourself out of it.

If you survive, think back on how you felt. Then when you've able to be in a moving car again, which a child in tow, you may have changed your mind to become normal. Or what passes as normal. Anyway, I'd advise against throwing a child from a moving car. Children are cute to me. Don't want to harm them.
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you are sick!
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this post is hilarious.
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Kom
Nah Its alright everyonerelax. It is funny as hell. Babies are sooooooooo cute you feel like doing something to them. Like punch them in the face or hit them hard with a ficking bat and send them flying through the air with a trail of blood and teeth left behnd.

In a small town in germany where i use to live I hit a small kid with my suv and he went flying out. So funny, I didnt know whether to drive away or laugh. Needless to say sense prevailed and I drove away from the scene and later in the news that day they said he had died. All good all good. Anyway I was hooked and I use wait around kingdergarden schools to ram children with my SUV but as I said it was small town so only three to four schools there,so the party was over soon. Anyways I shifted to USA land of the free in Wisconsin and planning to start again. Good times them
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Ollieo
That's pathetic. Ge help. Don't have children.
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Budthewise
That ideology is rather sad but as long as you don't act on it I think you will be fine. Just don't have kids under the impression from that line of thinking.
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you have ocd.maybe:P
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This is just plain awful. And how can people say this is normal??
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You need help thats all I can say there is something major;y wrong with you.. If you even tried to throw my kid out the window i would throw you out the window and laugh cause that would be funny people like you is what makes or country so messed up these days..
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brianna234
This post is fucking ridiculous.. Why would ANYONE think about throwing a baby out of a car window? That just makes me fucking sick. Please, give us all a favor and don't have kids because you'll end up on the news and in jail for life for throwing a poor kid out of a window. That's terrible.
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OSH it could strain ur arm 0.0 not to mention cause a car crash. i supose the babby wouldnt be to happy either lol
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Do you jerk off while posting this horseshit?
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throwing a baby sounds pretty fun, plus they seem annoying with all the crying/whining/yelling/pooping...
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That would be funny
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