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Tips on masturbating?
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Can anyone tell me some diff ways to masturbate? I can only use my body eh. I spit and rub , hand job my self what else?
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cabinet70 (4440)
2008-01-05 18:04:33
what else do you need isnt that enough?
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Chris_Ufc (8299)
2008-01-05 18:37:58
Find someone to do it for you.
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Orochimaru (9975)
2008-01-05 19:34:39
just jack off or fuck your dog!!!
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owientalpwincess (12723)
2008-01-06 08:07:07
apparently, use an electrical toothbrush but goddd this site is really full of weirdos
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1luckyone (12735)
2008-01-07 07:41:13
do internet search for the fleshlight ..order it and have fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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492492 (8722)
2008-01-08 16:49:29
go here itll show u a few techniques

http://advancedmasturbation.com/

lol
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MRNIGGERPISS (12775)
2008-01-08 16:56:09
I drink malt liquor when i wank.
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ilikemysister (12774)
2008-01-08 16:57:58
i find the best way to cum is to have your mum on one side and your baby sister on the other side wanking me off in your nannys face

failing that get a job in the local morgue and fuck dead pussy the smell is a bit bad at first but you will get used to it ask your dad he knows all about it
ps if that fails get your brother to do it as thats what your daddy normally does

hope this helps
love the uk
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