you probably do ".Smithee". That little gerbil probably chews on your thin pencil dick all day. Does he bite and gnaw on it or does he "try" to suck it?
No it is NOT! Why would you have sex with an animal when there are millions of chicks(not chickens) out there? If this is what you use you dick for, you shouldn't be allowed to have one!
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IT NICE!!! IT MAKE ME HAVE A BONE IN MY TROUSERS
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WHAT THE FCUK.
Do you have to pay Jorge?