toilet paper

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Ew.

Does that mean you want to be covered in piss and shit? Not normal.

Depends on what you expect yourself to be used for.

But if you want to be used for the "normal" use of toilet paper, well, I'd have to agree with gangbang.

maybe in Angelina Jolie's bathroom it might be ok.but not a public restroom where any 80 year old 300 lb hag with roids the size of oranges can use you.

I agree with slackjawedyokel, however this is a good one...some hot bitch wipes her ass with you and flings you away like your nothing!

When you said girl's room, did you mean like a girl's restroom in grade school?

I wish I was a diamond ring upon a girls right hand

Coz everytime she wiped her arse Id see the promised land

That would be better than being a piece of toilet paper

you know you wrote this.

No, who?

that fucking sick, i would NEVER have shit smeared all over me, i mean come on, what if some huge fatass chick came and sat down and took a 20 pound crap? that would be just disgusting

if i had to be something in the bathroom it would be the little hook on the bathroom door, i mean... perfect view right?

haha

How about if your face was the water in the toilet bowl. EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

Jerry.... come on

Who is Jerry?

You're fucker dumbass. Jerry is you fucker.

actually i'd rather just be a tampon....... that ... gets used only when she's not on her period.... hahah

Oh yes, it is me. So, sew me.

I would love to be MM2184's panties.

My post about being toilet paper was a joke, a little humour.

Good for you spam-javelin that you are getting plenty of pussy. More power to you. Do you want a medal? You can't even spell fuckin and is it too much trouble to put g at the end of fuckin?

Get on nearperfect you tell him. He is so full of himself he needs to be on red alert when he takes a dump. One mistake and down the pan HE goes and maybe the shit gets left behind. Never know might be an improvement sure as hell couldn't be any worse.

Smlowe5 now why would she use a tampon if she's not on her period?