Towel Collector

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that is totally creepy

I would think that most of those beach towels would smell of suntain lotion and salty seaweed water.

Its normal in some places, in Japan they have vending machines with used panties for teenage girls, and if you've seen the Sopranos you know Paulie likes it. I suppose it is normal but just plain weird to me.

If you have the money to spend, go for it, you aren't breaking any laws or anything. I would say that if you start using that money to buy towels from women rather than buy the things you need, then it has become an addiction and you should seek help.

However, if I was at the beach and some guy asked my girlfriend if he could buy her towell so he could sniff it, I would punch him.

Unless he went to four figures.

I'm curious, are you a man that demands a lot of order and logic in his life? That would explain this habit, but either way, how long have you been doing this?

This sounds like the kind of thing that someone might come up with after reading the Playboy Advisor for a while. Its out there, but its on the edge of what might be true.

The thing about it is that it bothers me to think a guy might waste his money like this. It seems like you could have a girlfriend and it might not cost you much more. Then you could stick your nose right on what you wanted. If that sounds too inconvenient there are also prostitutes. But it seems like you are shelling out a lot and not getting anything real or of good value back. As suggested by someone above, the scents you get off a beach towel probably wouldn't smell so much like a woman as like a beach.

If its scent that you really want to have then maybe you should move to Japan so you can take advantage of the vending machines. Or maybe there's some American mail-order supply for them, perhaps through j-list?

im going to say this is so funny but ya dude go ahead if it relaxs you and your paying and nobody minds hell who cares good for you

thats horrible

yeah im sure you go up to woman on the beach and offer to buy their used towels.we all believe that happens.if you are wasting 100 bucks on a towel why not go get a call girl for that 100 bucks and smell the real thing?