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Towel Head jokes
Arab jokes
1) Why is the Afghan air force so easy to train?
You only have to teach them how to take off!
2) What do you call a peice of sandpaper in Afghanistan?
A map!
3) Failed Afghan recruitment slogans:
Be Allah you can be!
Martyrs have more fun!
Free camoflage turbans! Sign up today!
Uncle oSAMa wants you! (Now you know that was funny)
4) What do you call a guy with his hand up a camels ass?
An Afghani mechanic!
5) Why don't they teach Drivers Ed. and Sex Ed. on the same day in the middle east?
The camels would get too tired!
6) What's 20 feet long and wrapped around a cunt?
A turban!
7) What should Iraq get for it's air defence system?
A refund!
8) What do you get if you put 30 Iraqi women in a bomb shelter?
A full set of teeth!
9) What's the difference between an Arab an ET?
ET went home!
10) Have you seen the new Iraqi Flag?
A white star on a white background!
Don't FUCK with the U.S. you little arab shits!
1) Why is the Afghan air force so easy to train?
You only have to teach them how to take off!
2) What do you call a peice of sandpaper in Afghanistan?
A map!
3) Failed Afghan recruitment slogans:
Be Allah you can be!
Martyrs have more fun!
Free camoflage turbans! Sign up today!
Uncle oSAMa wants you! (Now you know that was funny)
4) What do you call a guy with his hand up a camels ass?
An Afghani mechanic!
5) Why don't they teach Drivers Ed. and Sex Ed. on the same day in the middle east?
The camels would get too tired!
6) What's 20 feet long and wrapped around a cunt?
A turban!
7) What should Iraq get for it's air defence system?
A refund!
8) What do you get if you put 30 Iraqi women in a bomb shelter?
A full set of teeth!
9) What's the difference between an Arab an ET?
ET went home!
10) Have you seen the new Iraqi Flag?
A white star on a white background!
Don't FUCK with the U.S. you little arab shits!
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Comments (4)
KrisUFC (9086)
And I'll take the critics 1 at a time. Single file, now.
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Potato (7428)
ok except for #3
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slackjawedyokel (6678)
dont take on the USA unless GW Bush is president....then you can fly planes into our buildings and GW will then invade a totally unrelated country weakening the USA and its military in the process.
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gaatooor (16196)
Fuckin Dune Goons.. Funny shit thanks for posting.
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