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I'm a young mom with two kids. One night, I left my four year old for a few minutes in the tub because his brother fell asleep and I needed to put him to bed. So I come back to the bathroom and I find the four year old with his spider man toy's head up his bum. So I do what any normal mom would do and I say "take spider man's head out of your ass"....followed by..."what the hell is spider man's head up your ass for?"...to which he replied "he was looking for Mary-Jane"....so I said "well...if Mary-Jayne is up your ass, you have a real problem"...and that was the end of it. Is this normal?
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MsLOVE (11540)
2007-11-11 02:47:08
WTF??? lol
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Lockets (9540)
2007-11-11 05:40:47
Who is Mary-Jayne?
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GonnaGetSome (11648)
2007-11-11 09:01:01
First of all...I think Mary-Jayne is the girl in the comic book? Second...it sounds like the kid is in Freud's anal stage of development...which is normal
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FreshShawty428 (12536)
2008-01-04 13:55:23
LMFAO!!take ur kids to the doc.
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sexy9689 (15765)
2008-08-17 12:00:32
@: FreshShawty428
yeah
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hotloverangel (15779)
2008-08-17 13:17:29
dnt tlk 2 them like that theyre just littl ppl
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jamesbeam420 (15830)
2008-08-21 01:29:52
LOL wow. Wow ... For comedy's sake, I really hope you're not making that up!!! Oh my freaking GOD!! Make him play with Incredible Hulk, or, The Thing figures. They're way too big and if he sticks those up his ass, he might just be gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that ...
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JoaquinSlowly (16646)
2008-10-02 13:47:20
Eddie Murphy had a joke about sticking GI Joe up his ass in his "Delirious" comedy special for HBO. The kid is 4. He has no idea about asses or things that need to not be shoved up there. And at 4 he won't even remember doing it when he grows up. Unless for some reason he makes it a habit. Just file it away for when he becomes a teenager and starts rebelling. Then, as a punishment, wait till prom night, and tell this story to his date. IN your FACE 4 year old!!!
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NeoFalcon (15397)
2008-10-02 14:38:32
Your child is obviously in an age where they have an active imagination. To be honest I think his imagination is too active.
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