Turtles Heads Hanging Down My Leg
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Is it normal?

For me to suffer the embarrasment of having turtles heads hanging down my leg.

I cannot help it, I just think I am going to fart and next thing a turd or two is sliding down my leg and then drops out of my kegs at the bottom.

People call me a dirty b*s***d and all that and it upsets me but I cant help it, I have a problem.

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Comments (7)

ChrisUFC (7139)

2007-05-25 11:49:28

same prick that wrote the last story

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raps-leafs (8272)

2007-05-25 12:20:13

fuck u chris

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ChrisUFC (7139)

2007-05-25 17:11:46

@: raps-leafs

Your so stupid, dont make comments towards me anymore.

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WantSomeJoshua (8319)

2007-06-17 09:44:21

man thats lame

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ruleofrose (13204)

2008-01-31 12:29:25

ROTFLMAO.

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lilderek (15344)

2008-07-24 22:02:21

here i sat all broken hearted, came to crap and only farted. later, and i took a chance, tried to fart and crapped my pants...

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Gerald (17639)

2008-11-13 02:37:11

do what I do when I can't tell if it's a fart or a crap. go to the toilet...

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