Udiism

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I have a firm belief that Udi is in fact god and the ruler of all creation. I am so retarded that I actually believe that the world is 10 thousand years old and believe everything anyone says and the angel Gabriel came to me when I was high and said that Udi is god so it must be true, see my logic? Well I have just as much proof as every other religion so it must be true huh?

This is what I believe:
Udi waved his magical hands and we all appeared but the evil lord Xenu came and made people un-normal so 10 thousand years later (remember Im retarded and ignore all the evidence against that claim) god (Udi) came to earth and created the site Isitnormal where all the most messed up people in the world can come and compare how f**ked up we are. He made 10 commandments
1) Thou shalt worship Udi and have no god but him
2) Thou shalt not kill, unless it is someone of a different religion because thats acceptable in every religion.
3) Thou shalt not be blasphemous.
4) Thou shalt f**k a girl every other day.
5) Underage boys are not accepted into this religion, but underage girls are perfectly acceptable.
6) Thou shalt worship Udi and only Udi
7) Udi is a jealous god so he made sure that in his 10 commandments he comes off as a douche but we must sit there and take it.
8) thou shalt w**** yourself out on Sundays and every religious holiday, if a religous holiday were to fall on a sunday then you are half priced.
9) thou shalt believe the random and ridiculous stories that seem to be made up on the spot
10) Thou shalt believe that this religion is not taking the piss out of Christianity.

I swear to Udi this is what I believe in. Also Udi f**ked his girl friend but because they were related he claimed it was not sexual and both were in fact virgins. The inbred child grew up to be able to walk on water and be such a drunk that he has to turn water into wine when they run out.

Dinosaurs were not real as they are not in the bible, the bible has yet to be written so this is it right now. Udi just made those bones and the dates to f**k with peoples heads. he also makes non-believes be banned from IIN forever but if you follow the commandments then you will become an admin to this site.

This is my legitimate belief, is this normal to believe that Udi is god?

Do you think it's normal?

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