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UK girls are thick as pig-sh*t

Hi-I am from the UK.
UK girls are as thick as a concrete floor and totally uneducated.They dont know how to speak or dress properly.
I want to meet an american girl-much better.
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (12)
Chicks from the UK turn me on. Id love to get with one. Only if she has good teeth though.
You are mistaking girls for horses. No surprise there though!
@: nearly
Now now nearly wouldnt you want this to happen so i would have an excuse to come see you?
Go to America then cos lord knows non of the uk girls want you here... or is that why you think we are thick...because we think your ugly? shame for you. i call that clever. go to america and dont come back... hope you find a nice over weight girl :)
i get really turned on by hot english girls
When a pimp in England tells you he hasa stable, odds are he means A STABLE!

When I was there, the guys were hanging off me, mainly because the girls their stink of booze and vomit. As to how smart they are I couldn't say, but since when do guys care?

Tobra - Diamond in the rough, I know. ;)
lol I doubt my eyes are any different then yours most of my family is english so I dont see how my eyes would have changed. I know the teeth thing is bullshit Its funny though.
roflmao!!!

sounds a lot like OUR great state of Alabama, Spam.

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Lol I'm not too sure what I'm doing here but since I'm not from there - do you have any reasons at all? x
Lol, thats kind of mean. You just haven't met a right girl yet.
yo. uk girls sound dumb fool. but american girls arnt much better, theres alot of fat bitches that dress like skinny bitches, and alot of dumb ass skeezer bitches that suck to much dick and dont wash there mouth out. as well as the gold diggin "what you gonna do for me" free ass smoke all your weed drink all your beer and dont give no pussy bitches. over all, from U.K. yo U.S. its probly all the same. do english girls suck dick?
I found your comment quite interesting. I considered it carefully this morning, as I dressed in my black, tailored trousers and purple and black striped Armani blouse. Are American women better than British women? Intriguing. The idea continued to filter into my conscious thought all day long. It really was quite irrepressible! It interrupted my reading The Merchant Of Venice, and it disrupted my viewing of Jean De Florette. Finally, I decided that the only way I could remove the now irritating thought was to leave a comment for you.

Are American girls better than British girls? I've never met an American woman. I've never been to America. 100% English here, well dressed, and well educated enough to know that a man who makes such a sweeping statement is neither suitable nor mature enough to be in a relationship with any woman, regardless of nationality.