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Uncle Nobby
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I often fantasise about going to the Zoo and waggling my dick at the penguins.....is this normal ?
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (8)
Methos (49)
2005-05-17 10:57:07
This is normal because they will think it is a fish and try to gobble it up. They will be out of a fish and you will be out of a Dick.
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Frank (55)
2005-05-18 15:33:13
haha, well of all the posts on this site, this hasm made me laugh, thankyou!
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Anonymous
2005-05-29 08:44:56
its normal if your a birdaphile
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METHOSjr. (83)
2006-08-16 21:32:41
Damn, this is an old post.

I still think you will be out of your dick, you fukking pervert cank.
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Chuckle (2016)
2006-08-16 21:35:16
FUCK NO EVERY STORY ON THIS SITE INVOLVING ANIMALS IS NOT FUCKING NORMAL

FIRST CATS, THEN DOGS, NOW PENGUINS??

WTF!
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METHOSjr. (83)
2006-08-16 22:02:41
@: Chuckle
calm down, jerk^
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Dr.Doom (3284)
2006-08-17 12:59:19
Maybe he meant to say waggling his DUCK? Cause you know those ducks don't like the zoos and ducks are always being very threatful to other species. Would make sense.
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Gaara (5917)
2007-03-02 10:11:31
I have a pet penguin so I don't need to waggle my dick at it I just put it down my trousers everytime I go out.
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