Unicorns

26% Normal

9 Comments

"Gandalf the Gary" hugh? I wish you luck with putting your crash helmet on.

you are in luck b/c gandalf is gay! (and i am assuming you are male b/c this is the internet)

nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

Unicorns and hobbits i understand (if yr a girl. if yr a guy, it sorta explains the gandalf thing). Gandalf the gay? Eurgh *shudders*

It's fine. Love what you love. Talking about it is probably a bad idea, though. Other people won't understand, and they might make fun of you.

You are an idiot and should just shoot yourself now because you have no purpose in life. I can tell you have some sort of mental deficiency so you should die before you have the chance to reproduce.

I want to cuddle Theoden with his wrinkly face and long hair and beard. I want to feel the wrinkles on his face and feel his chin hairs. And give him big hugs. I think that's normal because it's non-sexual. Wizards magically get rid of their body wastes and magically reproduce (you just don't see baby wizards) and they have no way of having sex, but they could probably cast a Sexual Pleasure Spell.

it is normal as long as you get married in wonderland and your best man si spiderman or batman dude!!
humm, dont forget to invite humpty dumpty

my sisters a ho-bot yeah is true