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I was in my bed one day and I pulled the covers over my head. I quickly pulled my head back out, mainly because of the fact that under my covers smelled like urine. I don't wet the bes so I don't know what's up. Maybe I get raped and peed on or something. Is it normal?
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Comments (11)
-GASP- (7842)
2007-08-21 03:13:42
No it isn't noraml.

I suggest you wash you sheets and blankets.
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JSAMPIN (10466)
2007-09-08 23:43:31
I GOT DRUNK AND THAT HAPPENED
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beatles_steffi (9285)
2007-09-24 15:13:53
do you have pets?? siblings??
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JanIAm (10668)
2007-10-06 14:30:47
I believe that you suffer from a little-known and oft misunderstood condition called SNUE (spontaneous nocturnal urinary emissions). The cause is unknown, but many urologists believe that it is the result of frequent, uncontrolled masturbation.

The cure is also unknown, but many sufferrers have benefited by having their penises shortened. For reasons unknown, this tends to lessen the intensity of the urine stream and thus makes "accidents" less frequent. This procedure is generally performed in a doctor's office, but it is possible to do this at home if the necessary equipment is available. If you decide to try this at home, remember to keep a generous supply of antiseptic and duct tape handy.

Good luck!
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JanIAm (10668)
2007-10-06 19:05:41
Homer:

What a shame -- your microcephalgia seems to be acting up again.
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gizzie56 (8681)
2007-10-06 19:58:20
@: JanIAm
Ignore that asshole hes just a loud mouth racist with no life.Poor soul.
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BaybeeRonnii (11357)
2007-10-26 16:00:58
wash them duhhhh
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cutelittlething (10611)
2007-10-26 16:03:40
wow HomerJ you didn't say nigger!
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strody (11707)
2007-11-19 19:54:16
you suffer from lack of masturbation
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gaatooor (16196)
2008-09-10 18:51:06
I had a bitch piss in my bed in her sleep one time. She was quite drunk. I was pretty pissed but I got over it. Only because she fucked me and gave good head. I never invited her over again. She was gone when I woke up.
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fulcypoo (17010)
2008-10-18 07:36:21
Morning breath
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