want to pee like a man

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pee like a woman, I can only picture either a drunk, stoned, ignorant, unmature or someone with no education trying to pee standing up like a man, stick to your roll BE A WOMAN!

there is a spacial device women use when they go mountain climbing its anatomically correct funnel. You can look into it its pretty simple device really.

I've seen it done but it takes lots of practice. I'm a guy so I don't have your parts so bear with me. Just do the following:

1. Do not do this in public for a long time, only do it at home until you get used to it.
2. Take your pants clearly off, if you make a mistake, this way you don't have to change.
3. First, start off by peeing in the shower without the water running. Use your hands to try to figure out how to "aim" better. When you figured out how to do this better, proceed to step 4.
4. Stand over the toliet, directly over and kind of squat, that way if it falls straight down, its okay because it will drop into the toliet. YOUR PANTS SHOULD NOT BE ON.
5. Practice until you don't miss at all and eventually take a step back until your peeing more like a guy.


Bear in mind that you will never pee 100% like a guy, you just don't have the equipment, however with a little practice, you won't have to worry about the sick toliets in public anymore.

TO make your stream bigger and better, drink lots of something. The more liquid coming out will make for a stronger stream. Try a 64oz of DIET soda.

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