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Was my dream blowjob a real one?
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Last night I had a dream. It was a bit bizarre, I was an olympic swimmer. I was in the practice pool warming up for the 100m freestyle of which I was favourite. In the practice pool this australian lady jumped in and gave me an awesome blowjob underwater. It was like she had f**king gills she was down there so long. Anyway, when she re-surfaced she just smiled at me (and I noticed her teeth were covered in jizz) and then she left. I went on to win the race but had to collect my gold medal with a huge stiff c*ck protruding out of my trunks.
Thing is, when I woke up my girlfriends face was covered in my man seed too, only she didn't know anything about it. Now she thinks I'm a pervert who wanks over her face while she sleeps. I do that sometimes but I always clean up. Is it normal to wank over your sleeping girlfriends face while dreaming of winning gold?
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (11)
cabinet69 (3089)
2006-09-06 02:30:16
Yes normal
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galeni (2821)
2006-09-06 04:53:36
as normal as me, waxing my car with my wank...(man seed) :
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CrazyMoFo (1953)
2006-09-06 05:42:09
Watever . . . its only sperm.
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jigsaw (2929)
2006-10-21 21:18:35
as long as shes cool with it.
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Mandyw190 (3677)
2006-10-24 18:44:51
what so u do wank in her face when shes sleeping but u just lie about it...wellll its ur fault u got caught
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yates (3218)
2006-11-03 08:41:47
It all depends on what planet from which you have migrated.
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hahyoursof**ked (4241)
2006-11-05 18:28:38
ahaahahaa i actually laughed then you jack on her face while she sleeps dude buy some porn sort it out but ask her first XD
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vodkaveins (1756)
2006-11-15 11:09:59
Once had a guy over who 'just wanted to cuddle' after a meal and movie and like 3 hours of foreplay. I ended up giving him a 'toothpaste moustache' in the middle of the night cos I was so pissed off. He woke up and I just pretended it must be snot - there was loads all over his face, lol :P
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Someperson (4345)
2006-11-15 16:02:51
http://www.carm.org
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Frang (4357)
2006-11-16 16:42:50
I do that sometimes but I always clean up.

OMG i LOL'd @ you.

gfto
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deamond (5379)
2007-02-04 21:35:08
I've heard of this, it's known as "Sleep sex", basically a cross between sleepwalking and wet dreams.
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