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waxing

one day i was in the bathroom waxing my twat and i accedently put the waxing strip in the wrong place and i ripped my cl*torus off. Now i cant pee and ihavent had an orgasm in days even when i get f***ed like a shark swimmin in the ocean i showed my mama and she licked it betta but it still hurts and i piss out of my mouth and it tastes like my dog period blood.PLEASE help me i think i might need sicological help
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Comments (6)
u do need help u dumb asshole
LOL
worst.


you should be shot for that fucking SHIT attempt

looser
btw, i'd just like to point out that i know i spelt loser wrong, i added the extra 'o' to show how fucking severely retarded you are.

THE END
u can have clit_implants
it's pretty damn hard to rip an entire clitoris off. you probably just tore the skin. let it heal. i had the same thing happen shaving mine. thats why i use Nair now. much safer