LOL!!!!!! Just give yourself one. Just take your underwear and pull it up your but crack. Or you could buy a thong. That works too. Just make sure it's a tight thong for maximum effect.
I made my dog....lick me....help me plea... - I'm a 13 year old girl. I was in my garage and it hit me! i had always wondered how good it would feel if a boy would lick me........
SUPRISE BUTT SEX - Is it normal to run up behind random people on the street, grab their ass and yell SUPRISE BUTT SEX!!, then run away?
I'm Christian, but I listen to MM music - I'm a Christian, who believes and worships God, but I really like Marilyn Manson's music, especially the 'Fight Song' one. Is this...
My girlfriend - I heard that my girlfriend was going to break up with me. I was going to something to teach her a lesson. She loves marshmallows...
Without Religion. - I was just hoping for some comments from some people on what would you think it would be like in the world with no religion I pers...
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Doesn't it seem awful strange that there are only about 5 real ser...
Mister Roger's Neighborhood - I don't know if I am the only one that feels this way but I am really scared of Mr Roger from Mister Rogers Neighborhood. I never ...
Dad's fine with me looking at porn? - The other night dad walked in my room while i was watching tv, and on my computer screen next to me there was a naked lady (what c...
May I kiss your ass after you give me a wedgie?
1. Stand with ur back to a door.
2. Hook the waistband of ur boxers on the door handle.
3. Now jump and execute a divebomb.
4. Enjoy