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Weird fetishes

I live on a farm with my father and I like to watch sheep's getting shaved, and I usually masturbate while watching, cause it gets me really excited. My imaginary friends thinks I'm kind of Loco, but my father thinks it's alright and he even shaves the sheeps while I rub one out.
And that's not all, I can only do it on Tuesdays from 10 o'clock to 12. Cause if its later than that I don't find it pleasuring at all, but rather disturbing.
So all the other days except Tuesdays I help daddy with his massage of happy endings, cause he taught me that one day a fairy might come out and grant me a wish.

But seriously, is it normal to only have a sheep fetish on Tuesdays?
At least I know what I'm going to wish for, sheep fetish every day from sunrise to sunset!

Thanks in advance :)
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (4)
ook that is totally fake and WTF???
Yes there all types of animals on the farm you need to diversify say sheep on Tuesdays cows on Thursdays horses on Mondays and Fridays coz horses have such nice arses and on Sunday sit down to a Sunday Roast with Tom and Nicole what a great week youll have ENJOY
The so called "moderators" that decide what stories get posted and which ones don't need to get a phycological evaluation in my opinion.
Never thought of it like that before...
I only figured sheeps would be my turn on, but maybe I'm meant for something more, I think I'll try the cows and horses out too!
Thanks :)