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Me and my friends started this thing about 3 years ago where we yelled "Farts!" in a high-pitched voice. We found it extremely comical and then moved on to new catch phrases. Needless to say, it evolved into such sayings as "Butt smells", "My penis is large and in charge", "Browns", "Butt Ploppies", "Butt Wrongs", "Butt Mistakes", "Rear Escapes". We continuously sit in a room and shout these sayings over and over again, each time getting funnier and funnier. Even worse, after 3 years of this non-sense, a new one came out: "I wear pantyhose", and "I wear pink thongs", and worst of all "My g-string split my poop in two". Most people will probably dismiss this as legitimate but I'm dead serious. I find myself saying these things ALONE and ponder in the shower about new sayings that will be a hit with my buddies. And if you don't believe me, try saying "Butt Smells" to yourself in your free time. It's a disease and I was wondering if anyone has experienced the same thing. The disease has infected myself, my brother, about 5 friends, and even an Ivy League graduate. It's almost like a modern version of turrets. Is this normal? I know it's not but is anyone else in the same boat?
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (15)
raydee (6505)
2007-03-24 01:48:00
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PantySniffer (6226)
2007-03-24 14:28:50
I'm serious.
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chuckaluck (7186)
2007-04-03 02:46:52
this sounds like something a bunch of retarded girls would do
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slackjawedyokel (6678)
2007-04-07 10:49:18
you guys might think it funny but everyone else thinks you are losers .I bet none of you ever get laid .Am I right?
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babyangel2580 (1623)
2007-04-07 14:30:03
haha, my best friend and i say random things.. like "you drive me bonkers" and such, but we don't say things quite as dumb as you.
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itsalwaysfreakingnormal (7202)
2007-04-11 10:09:40
Maybe they should say "short story" instead of "story".
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itsalwaysfreakingnormal (7202)
2007-04-11 10:10:33
Tourettes*
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Footfan90 (5641)
2007-04-12 02:57:14
yeah mate its called an in-joke
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ballsinyourmouth=] (7742)
2007-04-18 22:24:52
haha your weird.
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daddyslittlegirl (8266)
2007-05-09 10:43:05
@: chuckaluck
girlz howbout guys asshole!
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daddyslittlegirl (8266)
2007-05-09 10:49:17
ur a fuckin retard
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PantySniffer (6226)
2007-06-30 20:52:01
@: slackjawedyokel
Nope, actually we all have girlfriends that would blow away your best work any day of the week. Just because we are insane doesn't mean we don't pull tight tail. Fight me.
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blah123 (8547)
2007-07-01 02:42:09
oompa loompa
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popdafoo (9943)
2007-08-17 21:11:02
I used to do gay sayings like that and thought they were hillarious. I got older and realized how stupid it was and I am still to this day embarrassed of it. Honestly, I thought it was stupid when I was in 4th grade and stopped then... how old are you?
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Princessme (10201)
2007-08-28 10:15:32
haha were do you stay i need to know were 2 travel next .
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