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I am a 42 year old man who takes Viagra. It seems to work too well for me. After only taking one pill, I instantly become erect, increasing over nine inches in mere seconds. That makes me about 12 inches! In my 20's, I was only 5-6 inches! I also receicve incredible stanima. It takes hours on end of vigorous anal sex with my gay partner for me to ejaculate. After my ejaculation, I am still erect for up to another 12-13 hours. This is extremely annoying, and can be a huge problem! Not only do I have the torture of having to walk in public with a 12 inch boner ripping apart my spandex shorts, but it keeps increasing steadily in size for those 12-13 hours! Once while in a Wal-Mart, my shorts completely snapped, leaving everyone to stare at my massive 20 inch wang. The other problem is that it takes about a week for me to replenish my semen. I wish I could stop taking Viagra, but it is horribly addicting. Please help! It's worse than crack/cocaine!
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Comments (16)
Anonymous
2006-07-05 20:45:33
Viagra will not make your penis grow any larger.
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pie1985 (720)
2006-07-06 06:11:53
and the cock just keeps getting bigger.
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Sublime (2601)
2006-07-06 13:36:47
I hope you know that you are supposed to swallow that pill and not snort or smoke it.

But try taking two, and then walk down the road like Godzilla, smashing and crashing cars, people and properties into pieces with your massive monstrosity.

I know I would!
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perfectlynormalxx (2534)
2006-07-08 17:29:48
i command you to do me now with your "20 inch wang". lmfao.

maybe i should get onto viagra. sounds narley.
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Anonymous
2006-07-11 19:12:14
^^ its ''gnarly''
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Anonymous
2006-07-16 23:03:35
if your gay, then you should know NEVER to wear spandex. fashion NO NO
lol
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Anonymous
2006-07-20 06:15:26
the story is nonsense and actually stupid but still ok for a guy, UNTIL the you being gay part!!
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Anonymous (Story Author)
2006-08-01 20:32:18
@: Anonymous
Last poster: I am assuming that you are a female. You are a sexest freak with no sense of humor. Has the UK (and America) gotten so bad that someone can be openly sexist on a public forum and not even think about it. I'm sick of all you fat sluts, male bashing all the time.

(And) give the kid a break! It was obviously just some teenager thinking up a silly story to amuse himself and his mates online. It was pretty funny too!

You probobly think that I am a male and intend to disregard my response completely. It would suprise you to know that I am infact a female! I am with a boy friend who I am very happy with. You need to grow up! (or atleast get some cock, you fat virgin bitch!) I bet that you are a fat 30 something year old who sits on the couch eating bags of crisps all day, who has never tasted a man's cock. You make women look bad.

(*)(*)LAURIE(*)(*)




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bobble (3094)
2006-08-04 21:05:08
Yeah dudes. This is clearly fake. 12 inches, then a sudden 20 in? Hahaha, come on now, let's be serious. And you can't possibly have a boner for 12-13 hours. Within 4 hours, you are already causing irreperable tissue damage because no blood is circulating to the penis. At a regular 12-13 hours, it would have falled off and there would have been no boner to speak of.
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Sabian014 (2644)
2006-08-06 19:51:23
Damn, you know your shit.
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Mandyw190 (3677)
2006-10-28 21:24:15
just take half the pill
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Crazydiamond (3320)
2006-11-13 19:55:24
Sounds like Pinocchio to me, but with a cock instead of a nose. Yes, I shall name thee...Pincockio
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comalies (6298)
2007-06-07 00:52:08
hah what a load of BS!
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benderlex (12762)
2008-01-08 06:04:11
You know that you are supposed to swallow that pill and not snort or smoke it.You need to grow up! http://medlineplus.blogspot.com/
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benderlex (12762)
2008-01-08 06:05:01
You know that you are supposed to swallow that pill and not snort or smoke it.You need to grow up!
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