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Well, I am getting a bit fat from snack cakes
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I'm getting up there in age a bit, in my thirties, I'll say. Funny thing, I used to believe that I'd some day be in great shape but I kept putting it off. I love snacking, beliebve it or not one of my favorite snacks is twinkies. I eat a lot of them when I'm relaxing in front of the telly or when I am on my website, which I of course will not mention.
Well, now I am quite tubby. I can't see my feet without difficulty, not to mention my penis, and I wheeze when I breathe. Please don't laugh, I'm serious. I need to exercise and diet but I CAN'T SEEM TO GET INSPIRED!
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i have an idea
cut your stomach open

and do surgery
A body in motion tends to stay in motion. You need to begin good eating habits and throw out the junk foods. Do not have any junk food sitting around your home, trash it all.

Go the the supermarket and pick up fruit. The reason I suggest fruit is it is high in fiber, will curb your hunger, and most of all is healthy.

Your age has nothing to do with it, so drop that excuse. I'm in my 40s and got my ass out today and ran 2 miles today in windy, freezing temperatures so you have no alibi about age.

I suggest you go to a local public library and pick up several books on nutrition. Many experts will detail healthy meals and good eating habits that will not leave you feeling starved.

Many people fail to eat properly because of a lack of willpower and also because of a lack of knowledge. The books written by experts on good nutrition will provide you the knowledge if you read it. The willpower you have if you are disciplined to use it.

Good luck.
Well, lad, you would only say something like that if you were a felcher, which I suspect you are. You see, I spend a lot, and I mean a LOT of time in front of my computer fighting international email fraudsters, and I also fight hate sites. Hate sites like www.theranter.com and www.thescambaiter.com, which is a hateful site unlike my site which is www.419eater.com.
I need high energy snacks to keep me awake to fight these sites and scammers.
I ate six eggs fried in lard for breakfast at 7 am, and now I'm ready for my first golden snack cake.
LOLLOLOLOLOLOL
I've got a solution: Stop eating snack cakes and twinkies= less of a fatass
I told you, you hating cockchomper, that it is not that simple, especially since that delicious golden cake and creamy filling practically calls out to me whenever I am online, and I must be online a lot because of my website www.419eater.com. I have way over 10,000 members and I have a book out,yes I am a published author
looking down and not seeing your feetpenis should be inspiration enough!
What are twinkies? Loads of people comment on them...
Drink water, by the way. Lots of it.
I know its hard to diet, but I just need to get
one thing straight..
TWINKIES ARE THE WORST THING YOU CAN SERIOUSLY EAT.
EVERYTHING in a twinkie is ALL fake, all chemically produced. if you want to cut back a bit, even switching to a bit less fatty and a little more healthy snack food, like triscuits or m&Ms or grapes are WAYY better than twinkies. Twinkies are one of the biggest food product that is hazerdous to your health.
walk to mcdonalds
try to get off your ass or it will just get worse stop making excuses i was getting a slight overweight and i started working out 4 days a week and taking suppliments now i am reminiscent to the body of a greek god