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Wet paper for ass wiping
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When I wipe my ass at home I always wet the paper because I think it does a better job. When I have to do it in a public bathroom I flush the toilet then dip the paper in the toilet. I figure the fresh toilet water is less gross than walking around with a crusty asshole.
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Comments (23)
fugnug (2843)
2006-07-26 12:56:00
that raise the old question, <I>"why do people use soap and water on their hands after using the facilities and not soap and water on their assh*les.."</i> this story like story reminds of the time when I was 14, I would spread my buttcheeks in front of the mirror, and I couldn't stand that my assh*le was brown within an inch and a half radius. I scrubbed and scrubbed, but it was always brown...
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Anonymous
2006-07-26 13:07:38
Good gosh don't dip the paper into the toilet water! There's GERMS in the bowl even though you've just flushed! EEEEeeeek!
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EccentricWeird (3314)
2006-08-26 00:08:09
Of course...! Now whenever I'm having sex with my five-dollar prostitute, I don't have to listen to that "don't bring yo ass crackas in heya, you cracka" bullshit!
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sisophous (3738)
2006-10-26 19:57:32
Just before retiring from my computer to have a barbecue dinner I had been looking forward to all day, I chose to read one last post. Thanks to this post about hygiene I lost my appetite.
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lalolopez2005 (4335)
2006-11-15 02:44:48
This is nasty. Dont do that the toilet water is gross. You can get STDs and all sorts of shit. Imagine some guy has hemorrhoids.
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PowerOfWallis (4592)
2006-12-07 03:52:36
dont do it in public restroom like that. sometimes I wet the paper from the sink if ones next to me
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itsallme (4838)
2006-12-18 10:37:33
dude your gonna get aids or sometin moterfuckin bitch
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WayneKerr (4821)
2006-12-18 16:42:49
although there are far more germs under your fingernails than in the toilet bowl, i would NEVER recommend putting water from a public toilet on your ass you could get a number of serious infections


also, btw, you are definitely not normal.
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NobleNeon (5125)
2007-01-20 12:02:16
Save your spit as you use a public restroom, and use that instead. Spit on the paper. You'll find it is a lot slipperier than water, and far less gross.

Sometimes you can wet a bit of paper towel at the Sink before you enter the stall, but if you can't, then use spit instead.
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.smithee (5646)
2007-02-02 12:23:36
i try to use as few sheets as i can when i wipe myself
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x0-sweet_escape-0x (5769)
2007-02-08 00:16:02
@: fugnug
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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x0-sweet_escape-0x (5769)
2007-02-08 00:18:25
Before taking a shit, if you have time, you can wet the paper towel (not toilet paper because it breaks easily)then pump soap onto it and lather it. Take a shit and then scrub it on your ass then wipe! =D
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roxieboo (4493)
2007-02-11 15:58:31
ok... why ask this question? luff yaah.x
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Jordan_Ash (6263)
2007-03-01 15:49:20
Go buy babywipes, it will also get rid of the smell.
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supernova (5518)
2007-03-05 11:00:49
nastee. you probably got some kind of virus and now you're going to die.
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NoPH34R (6578)
2007-03-13 21:22:25
why would u want to get rid of but crust. that $hit tastes fucking great u damn niggajew
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foinaven (6091)
2007-03-17 13:10:06
I dont wipe my ass at all. By sitting down after having a cr*p and shuffling about a bit on the chair I find that my underpants do a pretty good job.
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dukepost (6726)
2007-03-23 18:07:58
Buy some babywipes, I think they have small packages that you could carry with you.
I personally try to shit right before I take a shower, but have always wanted a bidet.
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GermanTrooper (6302)
2007-04-04 12:31:25
OMG u need to stop being so gay and get some baby wipes and then find your self a life!!!!!!!
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MightOfTheMass (6096)
2007-04-05 12:21:27
You wet the paper so your finger breaks through the paper and slips into your arse hole because your a pufter.
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pugetbreeze (7504)
2007-04-12 22:02:22
ummmmm u dirty pig
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DoonDoon (7460)
2007-04-25 01:52:30
have you noticed a swelling severe itching in your anal area? I certainly hope so.
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DoonDoon (7460)
2007-04-25 01:53:09
@: .smithee
hope u wash ur hands
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