What can i shove up my ass

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dildo or anal beads safest bet. Or if you go to the store you can find rounded bottles. Just make sure you wash them really well before and after use, and that they have no sharp edges cause that can fuck your intestine up.

YOU SURE DO NO ALOT ABOUT DAT MAKES U THINK

I love anal, and I study human sexuality :)

WOULD U MIND IF I FUCKED U ANALY

Wow every girl ive ever tried to have anal sex with was like fuck that it hurts.But ive olny been with a few so that would explain it.

Yeah, my best friend hated it at first but did it for her boyfriend, and she started liking it after the first two times. Most of the other girls I have spoken to either say its too "gross" or it hurts.
I've liked it for as long as I can remember, and it was one of the topics for my final in my Human Sexuality course.

Could you please send me a copy of that report.

The best thing to do is to buy a sex toy designed for that along with lots of lube. If you are too embarrassed to buy a sex toy then make sure whatever you use doesn't have any sharp edges and use a condom on it if at all possible.

Use lots of lube, get used to your fingers first then try smaller objects before moving on to a banana or something like that.

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If I answered that I'd be queer.

get a vibrator

A knife.

Lmao, sweet angel, nice one. You can't shove anything up your ass, but give me a call, I'll stick my foot up your ass, you homo.

cucumber! =P

a jack hammer head!

lube ur fingers up and masterbate the ogasm is wild
or have a shit will wanking still works

a light bulb
a stapler
an 'it's a boy' cigar container
an eel
some concentrated breath mints
a jalepeno pepper
a pair
a gerbil
a candy cane
a pen
a dick

hahaha

a knife!

hehehe

the end of a secure driver

I use a Sharpie.

finger or your neighbors discarded beer bottle or cock

o, so if u don't wanna fuck a guy, u plan on fucking a man, right, it probably ur friends dad, id just run away after forcing myself to watch LESBIAN porn for hours, it'll work, trust me

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just start small

long skinny vegies; i.e.:cucumber, carrot, sqash, ect.
i got these soap containers which i later found could be used in that fashion

i enjoy double penetration.... i just use my fingers ;)