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Sometimes when i am wanking i look down at my penis and it has eyes and a mouth and it spits at me, and tell me to keep going or it will kill me, and i am too scared to not listen to it, so i continue wanking, but all it does it continue to spit at me until it starts to hurt and then the face goes away, is this normal?!
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Comments (8)
perfectlynormalxx (2534)
2006-06-25 19:42:34
don't be a pussy. take it like a man, don't you like it agressive? lmfao.

p.s. never stop wanking. it does the body good. lol.
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Anonymous
2006-06-26 16:02:49
@: perfectlynormalxx
MABYE YOUR DICK LIKE-A DA SUCKY FUCKY WUCKY!
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theamnesiac34 (2739)
2006-07-12 23:17:57
i love your story.
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tootaloot121212121212 (3503)
2006-08-30 21:52:57
bend over backwards and let it spit in your mouth
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CombatCarl (3223)
2006-09-03 20:34:09
hahaha, you can't be serious...
Was this a dream???

Now that's not normal
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CrazyMoFo (1953)
2006-09-03 23:05:31
Dude next time it threatens to kill u and it spitts at u, scream at it and tell it if it doesn't shut the f*ck up u'll beat the shit out of it and then threaten to bite his head off. Get control over that little pr*ck. Show him who's boss, damn it.
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Consequence (3660)
2006-09-11 00:42:43
My machete tells me to swingswingswingLOW and if I don't it will kill ME! Maybe we should meet up.
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laura-janebates (3700)
2006-09-12 09:33:38
has it ever pulled out a knife on you? my litte b@st@rd did!
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