When I order food I use a different name every time... IIN?

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Aw, you use boring names. Next time try Shafawnda or Zoltar or Spiderman or something cool like that.

Fuck that, I use more creative names like Chester, Biff and Flanders.

''And sir, what name will this be under?''

''It will be under Cornelius Chesterbanks the 3rd Esquire Junior''

Its better to use the same name and let them get to know you it comes in quite handy. Im a regular at several take aways and they know what i want straight away have even given me free food and discount sometimes

It's normal. It's even fun sometimes.

It's normal, though I can't say I've tried it myself.

Sounds like fun:) I should try it sometime.

I've never tried it. But it would be fun to use more interesting names than the common names.

I do that whenever I go to Starbucks.

I always do it, I think it's fun.

When I'm ordering for me and friends I put the name down as a bizarre amalgamation of all of our names. Like George, Sam and Jack would become Gosack. Gosack Orgam.

Some of the takeaways I use try to prioritise people who use them often and where the name goes on the receipt (and instructions for the driver) they replace it with "Regular Customer".

Most of the takeaways I use employ people who have only been in the country for a little while and more than once I have been referred to by the driver as "Mr. Customer".

As long as you are using cash to pay, otherwise they are going to wonder why it doesn't say "Zoltar Westinghouse" or "Willie Fisterbottom" on your card.

Haha I do the same thing! Except I use weird names like Hermione, Miss Potato head, or stuff like that.