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When I touch Myself I think of Raymond Burr
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I don't know if it's normal or not, but when I touch myself, I think of Raymond Burr. Not as he is now (dead) but how he was when he was Perry Mason on the T and V.

I put on my Hamilton Burger mask and play the theme song, "Don't sit under the rutabaga tree with anyone else but Margaret Whiting."
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BigRedOne (22853)
2009-07-28 19:10:51
Ha Ha whacking it to ironsides. Good one.
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NormalityMan (26286)
2009-07-29 13:31:51
Normal. not much else to say. Very normal. MANY people think of somthing like that when they touch themself.
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XypherWolf (28312)
2009-09-09 18:28:19
It's normal to think of someone when doing this, but try to lose the mask.
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Alan2827 (31340)
2009-11-16 18:43:46
I think of Jack Lord, That hot black merc he would jump out of... ooohhhhh, I got to go now!
Book me Dano.
lol
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