First off I now know how babies are made but when I was a kid (from about 2-6) I thought that when you are born you already have a baby inside you it's just not grown yet it's only the size of like grain of sand. And then when you got married then the 9 month process began, I also thought that babies came out of your butt. Also I thought that the umbilical cord (sorry for spelling) would determine the gender of your baby... yeah it's what you think I'm talking about.
I also thought that I had a problem with me because I thought that my "baby" was already being grown in my stomach before I got married (when I was a kid I had a pot belly, BABY FAT lol) So that's what I thought what about you?
I also thought that I had a problem with me because I thought that my "baby" was already being grown in my stomach before I got married (when I was a kid I had a pot belly, BABY FAT lol) So that's what I thought what about you?
Wife goes to take a shit
Wife: This is a big one!
Wife: Oxo harder then i though oxo
Wife: AAAH!!!
*baby comes out*
Wife: HONEY HELP? A BABY CAME OUTTA MY ASS!
The other funny part was, we had animals, so I'd seen births all the time, but my brain never made the association. I felt people were much more advanced than animals. But I never gave much thought as to how it actually happened. Boy was I in for an education!! :)
and now you think im insane :^)
My dad was kind of messed up.
They were playing scrabble.
I was *SO* disappointed in them. If I'm fucked up now, it's because of this.
1. The good storks delivered the babies to (heterosexual) couples. I didn't know about homosexuals, my family kept that information away from me for a long time:/
2. If you prayed to god he would answer your prayers and your parents would have a baby. I remember being very young and wanting a sibling so I prayed to him repeatedly, but nothing ever happened. Somehow my mother found out and told me that it didn't work that way. So, I asked my why's and how's and she refused to tell me.
3. Men and women would go to the bathroom (public) and shit them into the toilet...
I'm sure there were some more but I can't remember them. The weird thing is that my mother said she told me about the birds and bees when I was 3 or 6. But I didn't know it for a long time. I started puberty when I was nine and I still didn't know about it.
Lol! Darn iphone! I almost didn't read it over.