Which one came first ???

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That's a really good question. I guess if you believe in God and all that, it could be the chicken... seeing as he created all animals etc. But if you don't then it could be the egg, crossbreading causing a deformity of other animals etc. Hope this helped

The egg came first. The thing that laid it was not a chicken something called a chi, the father was not a chi, he was a cken and the resulting hybred was a chicken.

Fact.

HA d to be the chicken because even if you believe in the big bang theory it had to come from some where!

What the fuck? Cow comes first...

The question is what should you stick up your ass first.

has to be the chicken.
if u believe in God, then he created the animals
if you believe in evolution, big bang, etc.; what the fuck is going to evolve into an egg?

both at the same time...it was a draw.

A science teacher once explained that, because of evolution, the chicken had to have come first. This is because the species of chicken was, according to evolution, derived from a mutation of another species. SO, the egg was of the other species, and the abnormal animal that came out was the first chicken.

Well lets call the chicken = spamjavelin, and the egg = .smithee. But There is a Variable X. We will call X a "Rooster". Rooster = DeepBlue.

So heres my Theory : I think the rooster came first to f*ck the chicken, and then the chicken laid the egg.

Now they make up a Gay little family.

egg first from some type of creature.then chicken evolved and laid eggs and became delicious.

Nothing evolves into an egg, fuckwad (I've given up on being nice). Some creature evolves into...I don't know, a proto-chicken, lays an egg and the chicken is the result.

Do you use your brain for anything other than autonomous functions? Anything high level like problem solving and reasoning?

you and your obsession with homosexuality. Come and fcukin see me.

that's what i said U FUCKING DOUCHEBAG. Grow some fucking common sense and don't just come out and argue for the sake of it.

I said: "What the fuck is going to evolve into an egg?"
And you said: "Nothing evolves into an egg"

Do you use your brain AT ALL. It means THE SAME FUCKING THING.
If there's one statement on this site which is just complete bullshit it's yours, 'cause ur bagging me for saying the exact same thing as you are, or do you still not realise that?

lol i say the egg, because some dino bird thinger musta layed the egg, thn maybe dropped it and kinda screwed up the genes in it and made a chicken because if you think of happy feet ( aww hes soo cute) his egg was dropped, and then he couldnt sing only dance

I god, I hadn't thought of it like that.

I admit I didn't see your earlier comment and assumed you were a creationist.

I'm still not going to apologise though. You could have pointed that out in a civilised manner. Learn to control that temper.

Temper? What temper? How about you learn to be civilised, Mister "I've given up on being nice".

And you know what, i really don't care if you don't apologise, as long as you admitted you were wrong.

It could be either thanks to Evolution

Come see u ?

Ooooooh, I'm so scared. I'm shaking wen i type (NOT).

It just annoys u that I know u guys r gay, so go cry urself to sleep.

An indian fucked a rino in the ass and the result was osomabinladen

and he fucked a donkey which resulted in alquida

and he fucked hitlers dead body which he keeps in his vault

and the result was one steamy egg that someone planted

and it grew a treeful of chickens

dinosaurs

Chicken, definately the chicken

Egg...It doesn't mean a chicken egg its an egg including the ones in the ovaries!!!

If God created tthe chicken then it was the chicken...

If evolution is the case then is MUST have been the egg...Some dinobird mated and got pregnant, then the genes mutated and were stored in the EGG! See? The egg came from another bird and the genes mutated and were stored in the EGG! EGG! EGG!

egg....cuz obvz soe animal had to screw another animal for the female one of those two different species to lay a egg...when this egg hatched it became a chicken...end of story!

I don't know much about the sexual behavior of chickens. But I would think a rooster would be able to come (orgasm) when copulating with a hen and vice versa. The egg by design wouldn't be able to come (orgasm). Even if it could (not sure how) it wouldn't be able to do it before the chicken. Hope this answers your question.

How fucking Pathetic

egg and chicken are the same lifeform in different stages of development.

u might as well ask, "which came first, 12 year olds or 13 year olds?"
Makes the same amount of sense.

and since egg and chicken is the same life form... the question is invalid.

Case closed.