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who do i pray to?
i been praying real hard for months for jesus to give me a bigger weiner.now mine is ok in size but we all want a bigger one.so i been praying really hard for it.
so i tell this guy who is my friend about praying to jesus for a bigger schlong and he says im stupid.he says i should be praying to satan for a bigger johnson cause satan is in charge off all the bad nasty stuff like sex and poop and titties and stabbings and stuff.so im thinking maybe he is right.maybe expecting jesus to give me a bigger dong is a waste of time.
but praying to satan would seem to give him some validation and might open the gateway for him to take over my life.
if you were praying for a bigger sex part who would you pray to ---jesus or satan?
so i tell this guy who is my friend about praying to jesus for a bigger schlong and he says im stupid.he says i should be praying to satan for a bigger johnson cause satan is in charge off all the bad nasty stuff like sex and poop and titties and stabbings and stuff.so im thinking maybe he is right.maybe expecting jesus to give me a bigger dong is a waste of time.
but praying to satan would seem to give him some validation and might open the gateway for him to take over my life.
if you were praying for a bigger sex part who would you pray to ---jesus or satan?
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One of the confusing things about christianity is the shame and stimatization around sex in general. I think its silly and originated as just another fabricated sin people would inevitably commit and feel the need to pay pennance to the church for forgivness.
So yeah, if I were religious, I would pray to god and not "satan".