Well here we go, its gonna sound stupid but I need to ask this and find out what the hell is wrong with me or if there is anything wrong with me. What the hell is so funny to me about monkeys? I mean really I could watch monkeys running around and smacking each other in the ass or making farting noises and laugh for hours on end. Even them running around and yelling or throwing stuff at each other would entertain me. Seriously everyone tells me I am crazy but I cant help it. Sometimes I watch nature shows just with monkeys and its funnier then watching a comedy. I wish I had a monkey of my own that I could teach to make farting noises on command and I would smack his ass and have him run around yelling and stuff. When I saw the commercial with the guy who works with a bunch of monkeys and they are having a board meeting and the monkeys have whoopee cushions I laughed so hard I fell outta my chair. I mean just look at that picture below. Its wonderful.
They are ugly.
They bite.
They throw poo.
THEY THROW POO! POO!
Oh, and hey Patties.
Other then that I would enjoy the company.
Secondly, be very careful what you call a "monkey". You should research the Order: Primates. All primates are Sentient. It is Unethical to keep them as pets. The creature that is in the picture is not a monkey. It is a Sumatran Orangutan (Pongo abelii). It is a Great Ape in the same family as humans, Hominidae.
Chump.
Hell isnt considered a curse word in religious terms either I dont think.
My concern about you using words such as "hell" and "damn" is not whether they are considered curse words or not, in your culture, it is because it reinforces beliefs which are simply not true.
Thanks for your concern, suckonthis9. Or nobleserpent, whichever you prefer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRkwjKBMNbQ
No your not maybe its not normal to watch it for hours but seriously you would have to have bad humor to not find monkeys funny...
Ps : I learnt this at ninja school !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzZqje04vLE