Why is Chinese food so amazing?

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i agree with this, especially the orange chicken from panda express

I love fried rice, sweet and sour pork, egg rolls......Yeah I think this is totally normal. I usually order out Chinese food about once every two months.

american chinese food is full of fat and salt..... it's not even close to real chinese food

slackjaw, how the fuck would you know this? have you ever been to china?

Chinese food has a lot of fat in it because of the oil, but it is delicious, love it.

if its so amazing why dont you eat it for a month straight then tell me how your arterty's feel

It's all produced with the poorest, fattiest and most dubious ingredients, hastily charred and left sitting for a while. Fat asses lick their crusted forks clean and hoard alls the balls of chicken.

now they have gourmet and health/organic chinese food restaurants, at least in big cities.

still, real chinese food often includes rat meat. how would that go over on the panda express combo menu?

CHINESE FOOD'FAT ,wont make so many people too fat.

Yeah, It's normal I know alot of people that loves that stuff. I personally don't like it.

mmmm i love chinese food :D my favourite x

it's not even close to real chinese food. especially panda express. it's americanized chinese fast food. and... buffee even worse! sometimes they keep it for couple day and still serve them. you gonna get heart attack soon due to artery build up.

if you wanna taste real chinese food. go to chinatown, and find restaurant that has chinese character all over it, and you don't even know how to order them. i usually go eat dim sum, and just grab the waiter hand and pointing at different dishes. it's like an orgy in my mouth! but very oily!

oh, one bad thing about chinese restaurant! they are really loud and not cozy at all. all those chinese people talking in chinese yelling at each other, the waiters smashing the plates into a bin.

worth it though, it's very cheap since no customer service mannerism.

The reason you might like it so much is because they have added MSG, its a salt substitute and supposedly very addicting, almost like how coke a cola became famous by adding cocaine to the drink when it first came out.

of couurse is it all chinese food is banging, i dont remember u asking any one weather it was full of fat, i have had chinese in america/spain/england all the same full of fat and nothing like traditional chinese food but that aint the point no matter how fatty it is people will still eat it cos its fukin gorgous

Agreed. If you find yourself some real chinese food, the buffets will be less appealing. I do like buffets on occasion but it's not even on the same scale as the real stuff.

No mannerism? Obviously you don't know the culture. i'm not saying they're loud and obnoxious by the way. Chinese restaurants are usually for families so people tend to talk a lot when they're w/ familiar people. Have you seen the size of the tables? There are little kids n relatives that just came so of course its loud they're all very happy to see each other.
Furthermore if you compare it to restaurants like Olive Garden, you can see why it's quieter. If you don't like the noise then get a private room.(yes they have it in the restaurants usually and this is not sarcasm)

i know, sadly, all my relatives here speaks chinese except me, i only understand 1 or 2 words. once we fit 12 people in one table in a little room. i'm just saying, don't go to chinese restaurant if you want a nice cozy place.

Oh my, I know exactly what you mean by that! I just love it! Even when it's chinese takeout its normal to me. This was entertaining to read and definatly 100% NORMAL!!!!!!!

I am going to eat at Happy China Buffet, at least I think that is what its called. Happy China Wall Great super, maybe its called China Hill..I dunno but its good and in Bangor, Maine. I drive just and hour and a half to eat there and stuff my face with all the other fat white people. Its great cause you can act like a pig while all the skinny Asians run around with name tags like Mary or Henry or Don. They know we are fat and love eating many plates of slimy sweetness, good god, i am hungry, my fav. is the fried chicken wangs....yum yum dim sum

because it has a crap load of fattening oil content and because white tongues are used to dull tasting foods. no offense, i really mean it

Chinese food is delicious ^^ Totally normal.

Is the monosodium glutamate or MSG basically i knowtice a nice sweet different flavoured salt thats what it is and we find it addictive! chineese food is fulla fat & sugar syrup not forgetting nice tasty batter :)
now I want a chinese meal!

Omg! I love PAnda Express are u from Philly?

i love Chinese food and it is a shame that I have to not go very often because I would gain so much weight. I love it and it is addicting. I could eat if every day. If I found out I only had a few months to live and then no longer gave a shit about my weight I'd eat there 3 times a day.

Chinese is my favorite food! Ha. And yes it is. If it's your favorite food, then of course it would be, just like italian or mexican etc.

it's just crap. leftovers. things they found in the trash. then they douse it with syrup and spices and toss it on some cheap rice and everybody thinks its great. maybe it is i dunno