I'm so sick of there always being a 'black' thing but we don't have the equal 'white' version.
Black History Month
Black Entertainment Television
United Negro College Fund
Black Ops
Black Death
Black Holes
Black Hawk Down
Black Widows
Black Gold
Blacklists
Black Magic
Black Sea
Black bears...come on!! We HAVE white bears, but they get called "polar bears" instead of being fair and calling them White Bears. White bears are better because they hunt for their own food, black bears just steal shit out of dumpsters.
Black beans?? Seriously. There's beans that are white but they're called navy beans, great northern beans or cannellini or some other shit. Not 'white'. Navy beans were (are) a miracle food and lended significantly to the building and defending of America. Sound familiar? Yeah, exactly like white people.
And now we have Black Friday!
We used to at least wish for a white Christmas but that's gone now! Goddamn global warming. And silly new phrases like 'go green this Christmas'. Fucking green gets more play these days than white!!
IIN to find this world unfair to whites?
Black History Month
Black Entertainment Television
United Negro College Fund
Black Ops
Black Death
Black Holes
Black Hawk Down
Black Widows
Black Gold
Blacklists
Black Magic
Black Sea
Black bears...come on!! We HAVE white bears, but they get called "polar bears" instead of being fair and calling them White Bears. White bears are better because they hunt for their own food, black bears just steal shit out of dumpsters.
Black beans?? Seriously. There's beans that are white but they're called navy beans, great northern beans or cannellini or some other shit. Not 'white'. Navy beans were (are) a miracle food and lended significantly to the building and defending of America. Sound familiar? Yeah, exactly like white people.
And now we have Black Friday!
We used to at least wish for a white Christmas but that's gone now! Goddamn global warming. And silly new phrases like 'go green this Christmas'. Fucking green gets more play these days than white!!
IIN to find this world unfair to whites?
Red-eyes on cameras (everybody sees the glory of menstruation)
Red to correct errors on papers (period blood is ALWAYS right)
Red lights (stop and observe the magnanimous period)
Redskins (a team for PMSing)
Reddit (it has spread to the internet)
Red Lobster (even our food?)
Red Dead Redemption (pro-menstrual video game)
Red October (Sean Connery endorses an entire month of bleeding, if you haven't seen it)
Red Alerts (the most serious of them all)
Red Bull (the period-infused energy drink)
Why don't we all just put on our Red-sox t-shirts and go to Red Hot Chili Peppers concerts, sporting only the MOST POPULAR AND SEXY lipstick & nail polish - red, of course. In fact we should just slather ourselves in menses and be done with it. Geez. All this red is sexist.
Just because guys don't have a monthly problem they don't get anything? It's wrong.
Bluetooth Device (it gets INSERTED in you)
Blue Ribbon (the best) Red is the second place color. White is even less (3rd or 4th, depending), and is many times used to signify an inferior exhibit.
Blue Ridge Mountains
Blue Moon (a very special occurrence)
Blue Book (the authority on what your car is worth, cos only MEN know cars)
Blue Cross Blue Shield (Red Cross don't got no shield!)
Blue Jeans (most popular clothing ever)
Blues (popular music style)
Blue Light Special
Blue Angels (awesome pilots)
Blue Bloods
Blue Jays
Blueberries? Of course. There's red berries but they get called raspberries.
The sky is blue, the oceans are blue. That implies MEN gave us life AND sustain our life.
Oh, and no one knows what it's like 'behind blue eyes', dontcha know. Cos blue eyes are special.
People only care about 'blue eyes cryin' in the rain'. Fuck everybody else.
'Blue suede shoes' are IT.
Least we forget about 'Blue Man Group'.
Eiffel 65 reports there's a blue guy who lives in a blue world. No such similar red world has been sung about.
Half of the red things you mentioned are actually insults to Native Americans and not menstruation symbols. Hmm, MEN-struation?
Now I can hear you asking, "why not make the paper black and use white ink?" And to that, I reply..."stop it."
And for those who "celebrate" Black Friday. Please shop locally!
And they both walk all over the white paper, taking up space and shit. Totally unfair.
No offense taken. Shuggy is a good friend.
And I worship my own D, all hail the king shuggy kong
The whole world is racist to white people.
I hope PuppyPower isn't the legendary 'Black Dog'.
be happy your not native-american.
Nothing to do with the topic, but it has to be said.
Example: Black guy gets pulled over by white cop?
RACISM!
White guy gets pulled over by black cop?
Commmited a public offense with his vehicle.