A my college, there is an Indian person named... well... sh*thead. No joke. His name is pronounced "Shi-teed" and noone ever pronounces it how it looks and I never hear anyone make fun of it. Is that normal?
Once, a Hindu, a Sardar and an American were travelling in an aeroplane.
Suddenly, something went wrong and the engines stalled.
They had no parachutes with them. So all the three of them decided to risk their lives and jump out of their planes.
First, the Sardar jumped out. He removed his turban, used it as a parachute and jumped.
Using the turban he slowly floated down.
Then the Hindu removed his dhoti and jumped out. Again his dhoti acted as a parachute and he also floated down gently.
Seeing this, the American removed his shirt and pant and jumped out. Unfortunately, they did not do well as a parachute and he began to fall rapidly from the plane to the ground.
He passed by the Hindu who said - " May Bhagwan help you".
Then he passed the Sardar. The Sardar looked at the American zooming past him and was puzzled.
So he said - "I see! You want a race! Let us see who is faster" Saying so, he let go of his turban.
The moral of the story is never make fun of some one just because they are hiding there stupidity under a scarf!!
Being Ignorerd - At school, I feel like the outcast. I honestly feel ignored most of the time. I really can't take it anymore!
I open up to people...
I'm deeply in love with my student - I'm a teacher and i am deeply in love with my 15 year old student and i think she also knows that i love her. it gets worst everyd...
Veggies suck! - Okay, so basically, I decided to become a vegetarian over a year ago and since then I've cut all meat products like I wanted to. B...
I never learned about hair in math class - I fit the stereotypical asian, nerdy guy image pretty well. Although I just turned 18, I probably look and act like a thirteen ye...
Spanked growing up. How about u? - I was spanked frequent growing up, all well deseved. My mom did most of the spanking bc my dad was always at work. I was wondering...
I sleep with a window open so the vampir... - Come get me.
So, I have slept with my window open for two years just in case there /are/ vampires, they have easy access, and m...
Cursing at children - My boyfriend recently told me that he gets in arguments with his 13 year old daughter, and that he often calls her a 'spoiled b*tc...
I hate babies. - I have to get this off my chest. All of my life, ever since I was young, I have hated babies with a passion. I NEVER played with b...
Write English Please - When someone is online you can only judge them by their words and butchering the English language makes people sound like halfwits...
I like loneliness - I have a tendancy to be alone most of the time . In fact, I do hang out with bunch of friends on a weekly and sometimes daily basi...
Suddenly, something went wrong and the engines stalled.
They had no parachutes with them. So all the three of them decided to risk their lives and jump out of their planes.
First, the Sardar jumped out. He removed his turban, used it as a parachute and jumped.
Using the turban he slowly floated down.
Then the Hindu removed his dhoti and jumped out. Again his dhoti acted as a parachute and he also floated down gently.
Seeing this, the American removed his shirt and pant and jumped out. Unfortunately, they did not do well as a parachute and he began to fall rapidly from the plane to the ground.
He passed by the Hindu who said - " May Bhagwan help you".
Then he passed the Sardar. The Sardar looked at the American zooming past him and was puzzled.
So he said - "I see! You want a race! Let us see who is faster" Saying so, he let go of his turban.
The moral of the story is never make fun of some one just because they are hiding there stupidity under a scarf!!