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wife doesn't like me going down on her
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Okay... married for thirty years. My wife and I go back to high school, first love and all that. Here's the deal: she doesn't like me giving her oral pleasure. Finds it nasty and unclean. Last News Years Eve, however, she got a little drunk and I went south... she loved it... I mean, LOVED IT! Hasn't allowed a repeat performance since. Only permits one sexual position... missionary. She can and does achieve orgasm about one in three attempts and I always try to please her in love making. She complains, however, if it takes too long (i.e., longer than twenty-five minutes). Any suggestions???
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keep a big supply of Jack Daniels .
Did she orgasm when you preformed oral on her while she was buzzed?If she enjoyed it as much as you say she should let you do it when you want.Tell her it's a big turn on for you and you would like her to let you do it,maybe she'll change her mind.
What a bore!
Go fuck other women shes a frigid whore!!!!!!
@: hotchic
Yes your rite that is an option to.
@: hotchic
Oh and hotchic fuck off you boring cunt!!!
just try ur hardest to talk her into it. anything else is rape, and you'll be put away hard-time for trying to inject a bit of spice into that frigid whore
Does she take it up the arse?
@: hotchic
hoe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Listen, In my experience. She either was molested,(she may not even know she was) OR she insecure deep in side about who she is. Insecurity can manifest itself in many ways. But when you say she only has sex in the one position, im thinking something happened when she was young. I had a girlfriend who was the same way and she would not even let me touch her down south execpt with my "Johnson".She was molested.
hyopocondriac!!!
good, she's cleaner than your nasty ass will ever be
get some beans, and slip them in her drink, 30 mins before you want her. She wont be able to keep her clothes on.
Ask her to go to counseling. It sounds like she was brainwashed as a child to think that anywhere "down there" was dirty. I had a gf once that was like that. She wouldn't suck me and didn't want me to eat her. I have to have "2 out of 3" meaning that she has to have straight sex and oral or straight sex and anal... I now have a wonderful woman that enjoys "3 out of 3". She loves me going down on her and I love doing it. Good luck... get her a book that tells about it being normal and/or get her into counseling...
you can go down on me..(hint hint)
I feel kind of the same way. i'll go down on guys but hate anyone going near me down there. use your fingers, use your bone, just dont put your face near it. its just how i am i guess. maybe not all girls are like i am, but i think that girls are just plain nasty down there. guys are lucky cause they don't smell bad or anything like that. olus your tools have a really nice look to them. but really, take a good look at a girls you know what sometime. really look at it. its GROSS. yuck