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I stand up every time I wipe my ass, is this normal?
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It might be normal but it sure isn't typical, as far as I know.
i think you're normal. everyone has their own ways.
if it makes you feel better, i do too.
hey to each his own.
hey if you like to stand up and wipe ur ass, go for it man, its supposed to be a free world. it is normal?!? fuck no, wouldn't it be more easier to sit and wipe it off? i mean..
lol, i love, i mean i love this site.
But standing up is just easier, at least if it weren't for those damn automatic toilets.
By the way, those automatic toilets are evidence that it's not normal.
Standing up for some people doesn't mean standing COMPLETELY up and then wiping because how the f*** can you get to the s*** between your cheeks?
Some people just stand up a little while still keeping they cheecks wide so they can wipe. What these people don't understand is how others can do it sitting down because they are afraid of toilet paper getting wet in the water or that a rat may come up the pipes and eat their sh** out.
Some people just like smearing their decreted fasatiables on the walls but that's a whole nother story.
I like to do a double back flip, one swift wipe while in mid air and then land back on the seat (with the paper safely in the bowl before I get there). It isn't as hard as it sounds the only problem I sometimes have is when the perforations on the layers of toilet paper don't line up right or when my finger goes through.
im the same as u.
Just a thought...
...i often wonder how much residue your curlies collect? might use a little shampoo there next time. geddit? sham-poo haw haw.
these comments are shit crazy.
this is amazing!
Unfortunate if foot on the seat slips cos ure in the sh*t.
Funny story: Once I tried it for the hell of it, and my hand hit the toilet lid behind me and I smeared the shit covered paper all over my back in a rebound result! Not to mention my wrist hurt like hell after that.
Bottom line: It's normal.
But sometimes I find Standing up squishes it between your cheeks, so its kind of half standing up, half sitting down. I do both.
I Guess standing is normal, unless you really wanna wash your hand in your own crap >_>
washing it is the norm and is more hygienic. That what Islam says. Hypiene comes first.
This whole topic is just HILARIOUS! Man.. here it is. It's NOT normal to stand up to wipe because it requires more work, and, therefore, most people rule it out.
My guess is that if standing up actually improves your ass-wiping ability, then it's because of your weight. So, to whomever post this, are you fat?
Frank...:)
My preferred pooping habits are as follows (feel free to take notes):
1. Wipe toilet seat thoroughly with TP and drop into bowl. This is so the splash doesn't shoot up the anus.
2. Poop.
3. Scrunch TP.
4. Now for the tricky bit. Lean slightly forward and to the side with one cheek resting on the seat. In this position, by simply maneuvering your ass in the opposite direction while maintaining cheek-to-seat pressure, cheek partage is not only possible but desirable also.
5. Now you have an all access pass and can totally get yo wipe on.
6. Stand. Put seat and lid down. Flush.
Have I missed anything? Any hints, tips, tricks or techniques I should be aware of?
Your attention to detail and your scientific approach is admirable.
Thankyou.
By the way, I am a stander, always have been, always will be.
Forgot to wash your hands..... Do you wash your hands before you flush.. or after..????
and I stand.. yo.
Personally, the only time I've ever stood up to wipe is if I get up after finishing and feel that I might not have done a good enough job. :)
but you have to make sure you wipe off any dangles before you get up.
What are you going to lay down on your stomach and have someone wipe your ass for you?
I would be interested to know if all sitters wipe forward and all standers wipe back.
@UKGuy26 - while sitting.. It's best to wipe from front to back.. Meaning from your scrotum to your anus all the way to the top of your crack. Then on the 2nd last wipe.. Do it from back to front. And last wipe - scrotum to anus to the peak of the crack. You'll have a perfectly clean anal region.
To each their own I suppose.
what.
the.
fuck?!
Sometimes i get the feeling to put my hand on my ass or between it not in it LOL
If i do this im like what the fuck am i doing lol
Help?
I feel as though it's more comfortable! :D
stand up. its easier.
a really questionable topic is which direction you wipe. personally i like the front to back motion myself.