Wiping

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every one is differnt so I guess you are in a way.

i stand up too! now, i'm self concious

Wait, you stand up to wipe your ass?

It might be normal but it sure isn't typical, as far as I know.

haha

crazy people. I love this website. And no, is not normal.

wait u mean it might not b normal ? i do that all the fucking time .

so, what's the normal one? sitting? how do you wipe it then?

haha. are you serious? well as long as that toilet paper isnt getting stuck between your cheeks then i guess ita all good.

o.o How else... would you wipe it...? Wow, am I not supposed to be standing up?!

ok i don't. now i feel awkward.

who's to say that sitting down is normal and standing up isn't?

i think you're normal. everyone has their own ways.
if it makes you feel better, i do too.

I can't imagine NOT STANDING. For many reasons. Thank goodness there are others out there like me. I have met one other person who stands.

LMAO! what does one even say here?

hey to each his own.
hey if you like to stand up and wipe ur ass, go for it man, its supposed to be a free world. it is normal?!? fuck no, wouldn't it be more easier to sit and wipe it off? i mean..

lol, i love, i mean i love this site.

I standup too, how the hell are u supposed to wipe sitting down?!?!?

haha no sweetheart, its normal.

I do it standing up, but the damn toilet at work always flushed automatically when I did that so I had to learn to do it sitting down too. I just scoot forward a little bit to make room for my hand.

But standing up is just easier, at least if it weren't for those damn automatic toilets.

By the way, those automatic toilets are evidence that it's not normal.

lol, god. i always had this question. then when i thought it was weird i started doing it sitting down. so now i do both...ugh, god. haha

I do it too- people think it's weird, but it's just a better working angle.

Ha brilliant!! im a sitter myself but what ever floats eyy

I do it. Sitting I find weird cos I am practically sticking my hand in the toilet.

THERE IS A BIG F****ing CONFUSION HERE!!!!!!

Standing up for some people doesn't mean standing COMPLETELY up and then wiping because how the f*** can you get to the s*** between your cheeks?

Some people just stand up a little while still keeping they cheecks wide so they can wipe. What these people don't understand is how others can do it sitting down because they are afraid of toilet paper getting wet in the water or that a rat may come up the pipes and eat their sh** out.

Some people just like smearing their decreted fasatiables on the walls but that's a whole nother story.

I think its normal, i dont stand all the way up lol... but what ever makes you comfortable

Don't lie down...

I didn't realize people thought it wasn't normal. I do it too. XD

I always wondered about this! I do it also, i dont c any other way...

thats just sloppy. its not strategic. when you stand up, your ass cheeks squeeze together. when you sit on the toilet and gently lift your ass to wipe it, you can cover more surface area. come on now, lets think it through next time.

I raise my butt off the seat but don't stand all the way up. I bend forward. I'm not sure if that fits the definition of standing in other peoples interpretations here

It's funny, i and a bunch of friends had this huge debate over which way is normal but really we were split down the line. maybe one person was the tie breaker in favor of sitting, but i stand by my feelings of not wanting to put my hand near toilet water that i just shat in. haha

Why wouldn't you stand?

As long as you are standing on your feet and not your head I can't see a problem with it.

I like to do a double back flip, one swift wipe while in mid air and then land back on the seat (with the paper safely in the bowl before I get there). It isn't as hard as it sounds the only problem I sometimes have is when the perforations on the layers of toilet paper don't line up right or when my finger goes through.

i wouldn't know if it's normal or not but why would you wanna do it standing up? there's no way in hell you can get a good wipe that way. wipe standing up and i guarantee you will walk around smelling like your own shit

This is TOTALLY normal. First the dump, then I stand up. Its alot easier then trying to reach back and under while sitting. When I am standing, I am bending over while I wipe. But this is far easier then doing the "sit down work"!!

um i reckon it's just personnal preference. doesnt really make that much of a difference.
im the same as u.

sitting down and doing it seems awkward to me, and somehow les clean

What are you that fat,that you can't reach without standing up.?

I stand up, rip, fold, wipe, look, throw, repeat about six times, and flush, in that order.

Hmmm, for the standers that do the bend @ the waist method I would think it's a hold over from childhood when your parents likely wiped your butt that way...

Just a thought...

its so much easier standing up, if your sitting down you'll just end up getting sh** all over your hand and its so awkward.i stand too! i bend over while wiping, and all you who are saying its not normal shut up cus it is! you the ones who end up covered in sh** for the rest of the day

toward the front or toward the back?

LMAO.

well honestly. of course sitting down is betta... u get a nice relaxed open anus and u can get the tissue right in there.
...i often wonder how much residue your curlies collect? might use a little shampoo there next time. geddit? sham-poo haw haw.

hahahahaha.
these comments are shit crazy.
this is amazing!

None of u have got it right. Stand one foot on the floor and one foot on the seat, ergo...cheeks open wide so easier to wipe a**.
Unfortunate if foot on the seat slips cos ure in the sh*t.

How do you figure it isn't normal? At least the job is getting done. I stand while wiping. I don't know why I do, but I get just as clean.