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Wiping after poop
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I've always wiped by standing up and wiping my ass. I've heard some guys just sit down and wipe. I've tried this, and it feels really weird. Does anyone stand up? Is this common?
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (11)
Anonymous
2006-05-17 05:33:21
You'r normal i stand, but what makes us different is that i don't care if i'm the only one on the planet who does this.
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fugnug (2843)
2006-07-27 06:31:56
I'm vice-versa... I sh*t standing up... but it's more convenient what with me living in space and there is no gravity and all
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Nickisme (3191)
2006-08-11 23:35:07
I sit while wiping. Just more comfortable for me.
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abnormal (3108)
2006-08-12 05:41:46
I stand. Then look at paper to make sure it's clean. Repeat as necessary.
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babyangel2580 (1623)
2006-08-25 23:31:30
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londonfun42 (3516)
2006-08-31 18:38:42
how weird, my flatmate and i had this chat earlier, then i find this by pure coincidence.........weird. anyway i stand he sits. who is right?
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EyeAy (3483)
2006-08-31 19:25:07
If you're sat your cheeks are open, if stood they are closed and spreading shit from your ring onto said cheeks...... thereby using more paper to clean and effectively you are causing more trees to be chopped down to make loo paper.. you are the sole cause of global warming so sit down to wipe you fucking arseholes.......
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samwayne (3825)
2006-09-24 15:21:44
standing is gross because it gets shit on your cheeks before you wipe it off, making it harder to get all the shit out of your ass.

i stood up to wipe when i was like 5, but have since realized that i like to have as clean an asshole as possible.
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Selikos (3805)
2006-09-24 22:53:14
Standing is the only way ican do it. I tried while sitting today and it just doesnt work too well.
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claro666 (3773)
2006-09-25 00:07:29
yeah i mean if you are sitting how do ya get the hand up to your shfinkter?
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smithee (4389)
2006-11-22 12:51:17
Sitting down is gross. How many people fold the toilet paper into squares or just ball it up and wipe?
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