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Yearly Ritual
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Every Year on 1st January (since 1980) I empty my bath tub. On 2nd January every year I proceed to fill up the bathtub with my own semen and attempt to have it filled completely before 1st January of the following year. My neighbours do not complain about the smell of my bathtub, infact many of my neighbours are somewhat intrigued and, in rare cases, are actually turned on by the 'cum-tub'. Many of my neighbours have asked permission to bathe in the fruit of my loins - permission has been granted several times (however no FAT people they will overflow the tub causing the loss of precious semen). My tub is everything, it is my life.
I ask you good people of isitnormal.com and good people of the internet...is this normal?

P.S I am planning on filling a jacuzzi in the following year...maybe even two bathtubs/jacuzzis...
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Comments (9)
Anonymous
2006-06-08 18:10:51
And you must stink to high heaven from not bathing!
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itfalls (2335)
2006-06-08 18:51:19
lol. That's what I was thinking too. I guess you have yearly showers. :P
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Anonymous
2006-06-08 20:25:41
I would like to immerse my body in your fluids.
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Anonymous
2006-06-08 22:18:28
Don't flatter yourself and think you're some of kind of semen god. First of all it's impossible to do that in ONE year. And second, it would dry up faster than you could even think about keeping up. You should have said a milk jug, at least that would have been half way believable.
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Anonymous (Story Author)
2006-06-09 13:42:39
@: Anonymous
'And you must stink to high heaven from not bathing!'

I more than one bathtub in my house unlike some philistines
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BabyJane (2547)
2006-06-27 18:36:58
LOL! Your kidding right??? WHATEVER. Yes, a milk jug would have been more believable.
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Anonymous
2006-06-30 16:36:01
@: BabyJane
i'd like to fill your body with the fruit of my loins...although technically we should have said the seed of our loins. no fruit has been bared.
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Sublime (2601)
2006-07-03 12:59:19
It should look rather interesting when it bubbles away in a Jacuzzi. Just don't fill up a hot tub, being protein and all, it will turn into some sort of jello I think.

Then again!
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Peep_ (2600)
2006-07-03 13:24:29
A bukkake soak…*goes cross-eyed*

So is that the only place you relieve yourself, Into the bath? Sado!
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