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Zombie Attack!
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I always root for the Zombies in zombie movies. But, at the same time, i have a small cache of zombie-killing weapons at hand just incase. Is this normal? or am I wishy washy? I really wish the dead would rise. Could I fool them with makeup and hang out with them? Or could they smell me? There are so many unanswered questions. I am confused.
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METHOSjr. (83)
2005-05-27 12:26:17
You are one bad MoFo. What aboot being able to talk? Since they don't breathe and their lungs would be all dry I don't think they could talk either. But some do! F-d up.
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Anonymous
2005-05-31 05:15:20
u fucking freak
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VampiricWerewolf (80)
2005-06-15 05:56:30
As you may notice from my title, I aint exactly a zombie - but I do have several weapons (well, I hve a baseball bat). Dont kill me. I wanna shoot something
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Anonymous
2005-06-30 11:41:34
@: VampiricWerewolf
THE GIANTEST DUCHE THAT EVER DUCHED THE EARTH YOU DUCHEBAG!!!!
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METHOSjr. (83)
2005-06-30 11:47:15
@: Anonymous
That^ is pretty harsh! I feel for Zombies, too.
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METHOSjr. (83)
2005-07-25 15:28:40
DO YOU STILL THINK I AM A DOUCHE?? IT HAS BEEN A FEW WEEKS...WANNA BE FRIENDS?
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abandonedhero (760)
2005-08-25 12:30:10
I love zombie movies and wonder what i would do in that situation. I probably would go for fire more then a baseball bat. or a machete. Ahhhh...zombie movies, where has the summer gone?
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October (10003)
2007-08-22 19:17:37
COOL! A Zombie fan!!!

Read Max Brooks "Zombie Handbook"! Me, if and when the dead rise, I plan to last as long as I can and then see what it's like from the Zombie side of things!

COOLNESS!

Tobra - Ready for the zombies! :)
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SweetAngel (10282)
2007-09-04 07:20:00
Your penis will soon fall off.
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METHOSjr. (83)
2007-09-27 22:14:06
^^^Why will my pecker fall off? NooB
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