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How long was the longest piss you've ever taken in the bathroom? If some people are grossed out by this, then please don't look or comment about how gross this is.
| 5 seconds | 9 | |
| 10 seconds | 24 | |
| 13 seconds | 26 | |
| 20 seconds | 68 | |
| 30 seconds | 127 | |
| 45 seconds | 160 | |
| 1+ minute (WOW! you either drink WAAY too much or something is wrong)) | 473 | |
| Other (I don't know what else, but comment about it) | 48 |
Like 5 minutes straight. No jokes. I took some E, drank a glorious amount of water and my damned bladder ceased to function during the night. When I finally did piss it hurt so much. Afterwards I felt like crying to the Guinness Book of World Records about my feat.
I don't think anyone would actually TIME how long their longest piss is? By the time you realise it's a long piss you're almost done.
Yeah, who the hell takes a stopwatch into the bathroom every time JUST IN CASE this one happens to be the lengthiest urination of your lifetime?
Is that normal? No.
I'm not asking if this is normal, hence me putting this idea as a poll. I also never mentioned the fact that you have to take a stopwatch with you; you can just make an estimation.
You think people can accurately estimate seconds in hindsight? And with only 3 seconds difference between 10 and 13 it'd be a pretty close call wouldn't it?
I get that you're curios about people's longest piss, I just don't think you'll get a remotely accurate or reliable indication with this poll.
mine is about a minute i dont pee and everyone who put 5seconds are stupid ass liars
My ex-wife used to say I peed longer than she thought possible and certainly longer than anyone she'd ever met. If I did so with an erection or partial erection, the stream would last seemingly forever. So my wife filmed me once. I drank three bottles of water, (60 ounces total), and held it for as long as I could before I let her film it. I was erect for the whole thing because she was holding it and directing its aim. Nearly four minutes without a break in the stream. There were stops and starts after that and it was about 6 minutes before I was absolutely sure I was done. But a solid, visible stream went for more than 3 and a half minutes. Nearly four. ...To which, in addition to a broad smile and lots of giggles, my wife (ex now) is heard whispering on the video, "Fucking awesome!"
The longest time i can remember was about 2 months ago, i was in MEPS (the Military Enlistment Processing Station) and one of the things we had to do was a drug test and pee in a cup in front of each other. I was with 2 other recruits and we all had to pee infront of each other with an old guy watching us. We all couldnt so we went outside to the water fountain and drank atleast 10 cups of water. We went back and all pee'd a little, we were nervous so much didnt come out. After we were done with that about 5 min later all that water passed and we all went back to the restroom and i went in the stall and pissed for over 2 minutes like no joke. I was just like Noww it comes out lol but that was funny, i went for awhile too
10 minutes and I has written in the snow the words: Holy Father Benefuckt the 16th.
Occasionally I have really long wees. They usually last about 20 seconds but every now and again they'll last longer than a minute.
10 minutes. All I had drunken was soda, but I had drunken a 12 pack of Dr. Pepper, also two ice coffees. I actually fell asleep and when I woke up had to check the clock... and subsequently clean my bathroom. I might want to get my kidneys checked out.
It took me almost two minutes a couple of times when I was a little kid and having an accident. My parents would be like "stop" and then I would say "I can't". I also took over a minute one time when I was on a long drive and kept holding it until we finally got to the bathroom. I had one foot under my butt because it hurt so much in the car.
4 mins I lost like 3 pounds from it it sucked i had to stant there so long
I used to take morphhine which made me piss VERY infrequently, and in the mornings I'd piss for a good 30 seconds, immediately refill my bladder and piss for another 20 seconds or so each time, it seemed never-ending. As soon as my baldder emptied, it was like it refilled and i pissed time after time. Lasting up to several minutes at a time.