Do u like my rap lyrics?

Let me tell you about this nigga that conquered death
He was born to a virgin in Nazareth
He committed no sins, and he paid the price
Popped a cap in Satan's ass, his name was Jesus Christ
My homie Joshua, Jesus, or whatever you call'em
Walked on water, turned it to wine, and was straight ballin'
Teaching people how to be, and set us free
From sin, and opened the gate of Heaven for you and me.
He had 12 homeboys, they followed his ass
All over Judea, through the dessert they passed
Conversions, they learnin', he stayed a virgin
His whole life, with no bitches convergin'.
Some bitch ass nigga, they call him Judas
Sold my homie Jesus Christ, how could he do this?
12 dollars what he asks, they take Jesus to task
They nail him to a piece of wood he carries on his back
They take him up the hill, this nigga they try to kill
Angels waiting for his daddy, he gettin' real ill
But my nigga asks his daddy to forgive these sinners
Cause he know that we he conquers death we all gone be winners.

They're bad 3
They're Christoriffic 3
They're turning me into a Satanist 1
They're good 1
They're okay 0
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Comments ( 11 )
  • Clunk42

    If it didn't have the rude vocabulary, it would be good. I can't help but think of it to a tune similar to that of the Super Mario Brothers Super Show theme song.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    the kingdom of heaven is j-dogs palace

    swillin hennessey from the grail

    thats his pimp chalice

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  • Tommythecaty

    Did not read.

    I’ll just say no they’re shit.

    I mean….they probably are anyway.

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  • dilon69lol

    rap sucks and the lyrics suck

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    • Then why can't your dad get off with these instead of your head?

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      • dilon69lol

        Lol anonymous post author. why dont you just use your name pussy

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        • I'm anonymous because I'm like every other pussy on the planet, in that you're never gonna see me.

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          • dilon69lol

            good for u ig

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  • ospry

    Straight talk, these lyrics are actually really clever

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  • kelili

    I really like this!

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  • JellyBeanBandit

    That was brilliant. If you ever make a YouTube video rapping this, make sure to post it on here. I'd love to see it.

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